Makes you wonder...!

Old Mar 9th 2008, 6:06 am
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Default Makes you wonder...!

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "lisp"?

What is the speed of darkness?

If it's true that we are here to help others, what are the others doing here?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

Do you cry under water?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder......
Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?"


Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it's arse."

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their arse when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on . . . . . .. . . .

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
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none of this is going to help you at the quiz tomorrow you know...

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Default Re: Makes you wonder...!

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa View Post
none of this is going to help you at the quiz tomorrow you know...

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I dont need help, ....I will just be my usual self, ....smart, razorsharp, incisive, informative, and knowledgable ! Its your fauly anyway, you write down the wrong answers all the time !,......lol
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Originally Posted by BangleMan View Post
smart, razorsharp, incisive, informative, and knowledgable !
hmmm...those aren't words which naturally spring to mind to describe you...

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Originally Posted by BangleMan View Post
I dont need help, ....I will just be my usual self, ....smart, razorsharp, incisive, informative, and knowledgable ! Its your fauly anyway, you write down the wrong answers all the time !,......lol
if you are going to claim to be knowledgeable at least learn how to spell the word
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Originally Posted by Inselaffen View Post
if you are going to claim to be knowledgeable at least learn how to spell the word
Ooooh......get the spelling boffin!
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And I always thought that Kamikaze pilots wore white head scarves...
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Originally Posted by lionheart View Post
And I always thought that Kamikaze pilots wore white head scarves...
any chance you will do a demonstration for us?
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Originally Posted by lionheart View Post
And I always thought that Kamikaze pilots wore white head scarves...
I take your word for it LH, seeing as you were around at the time !
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Originally Posted by Inselaffen View Post
if you are going to claim to be knowledgeable at least learn how to spell the word
Sorry....Quick fingers....what can I do !
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Sorry....Quick fingers....what can I do !

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Karma given - funny thread....
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And I always thought that Kamikaze pilots wore white head scarves...
One of my current Japanese friends was a kamikaze pilot during the war...........

......... he was useless..........
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