Madamme!!!

Old Feb 23rd 2008, 5:41 pm
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A woman is shopping at Carrefour Deira, and starts to check out some cucumbers...
Woman - How much is a pound of cucumbers???
Lebanese Salesman - 5 Dirhams, ya Madamme!!!
Woman - Oh??? How did you know I was married???
Lebanese Salesman - From the way you were holding the cucumbers in your hand, ya Madamme!!!!!!
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A woman is shopping at Carrefour Deira, and starts to check out some cucumbers...
Woman - How much is a pound of cucumbers???
Lebanese Salesman - 5 Dirhams, ya Madamme!!!
Woman - Oh??? How did you know I was married???
Lebanese Salesman - From the way you were holding the cucumbers in your hand, ya Madamme!!!!!!
limp cucumbers then...
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limp cucumbers then...
probably cos the salesman wasn't really lebanese...

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Originally Posted by Biene zwei View Post
limp cucumbers then...
BZ, tell that woman that the salesman was Lebanese...But, a Lebanese peasant...We're talking cucumbers here...
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probably cos the salesman wasn't really lebanese...

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absolutely
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Someone remind that woman that she's not talking to me...
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Someone remind that woman that she's not talking to me...
Please do not refer to me as "that woman"
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I'm missing my old good friend,Chant...He told me this joke/snippet about 16 years ago...
Happy times...
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I'm missing my old good friend,Chant...He told me this joke/snippet about 16 years ago...
Happy times...
yeah..whatever
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yeah..whatever
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Originally Posted by Confucius View Post
A woman is shopping at Carrefour Deira, and starts to check out some cucumbers...
Woman - How much is a pound of cucumbers???
Lebanese Salesman - 5 Dirhams, ya Madamme!!!
Woman - Oh??? How did you know I was married???
Lebanese Salesman - From the way you were holding the cucumbers in your hand, ya Madamme!!!!!!
Je ne comprends pas...
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Je ne comprends pas...
Dommage...Et je m'en fou, en plus...
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