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Confucius Feb 23rd 2008 5:41 pm
Madamme!!!
 
A woman is shopping at Carrefour Deira, and starts to check out some cucumbers...
Woman - How much is a pound of cucumbers???
Lebanese Salesman - 5 Dirhams, ya Madamme!!!
Woman - Oh??? How did you know I was married???
Lebanese Salesman - From the way you were holding the cucumbers in your hand, ya Madamme!!!!!!

Biene zwei Feb 23rd 2008 5:46 pm
Re: Madamme!!!
 
Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5974141)
A woman is shopping at Carrefour Deira, and starts to check out some cucumbers...
Woman - How much is a pound of cucumbers???
Lebanese Salesman - 5 Dirhams, ya Madamme!!!
Woman - Oh??? How did you know I was married???
Lebanese Salesman - From the way you were holding the cucumbers in your hand, ya Madamme!!!!!!
limp cucumbers then...

Madam Medusa Feb 23rd 2008 5:47 pm
Re: Madamme!!!
 
Originally Posted by Biene zwei (Post 5974164)
limp cucumbers then...
probably cos the salesman wasn't really lebanese...

MM, xx

Confucius Feb 23rd 2008 5:48 pm
Re: Madamme!!!
 
Originally Posted by Biene zwei (Post 5974164)
limp cucumbers then...
BZ, tell that woman that the salesman was Lebanese...But, a Lebanese peasant...We're talking cucumbers here...

Biene zwei Feb 23rd 2008 5:48 pm
Re: Madamme!!!
 
Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5974167)
probably cos the salesman wasn't really lebanese...

MM, xx
absolutely

Confucius Feb 23rd 2008 5:48 pm
Re: Madamme!!!
 
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Biene zwei Feb 23rd 2008 5:50 pm
Re: Madamme!!!
 
Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5974178)
Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
you called?

Confucius Feb 23rd 2008 5:59 pm
Re: Madamme!!!
 
Someone remind that woman that she's not talking to me...

Biene zwei Feb 23rd 2008 6:03 pm
Re: Madamme!!!
 
Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5974207)
Someone remind that woman that she's not talking to me...
Please do not refer to me as "that woman"

Confucius Feb 23rd 2008 6:11 pm
Re: Madamme!!!
 
I'm missing my old good friend,Chant...He told me this joke/snippet about 16 years ago...
Happy times...

Biene zwei Feb 23rd 2008 6:21 pm
Re: Madamme!!!
 
Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5974244)
I'm missing my old good friend,Chant...He told me this joke/snippet about 16 years ago...
Happy times...
yeah..whatever

Blue Cat Feb 23rd 2008 6:28 pm
Re: Madamme!!!
 
Originally Posted by Biene zwei (Post 5974269)
yeah..whatever
fess up ;)

Biene zwei Feb 23rd 2008 6:37 pm
Re: Madamme!!!
 
Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 5974276)
fess up ;)
fess up what?

lionheart Feb 24th 2008 4:59 am
Re: Madamme!!!
 
Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 5974141)
A woman is shopping at Carrefour Deira, and starts to check out some cucumbers...
Woman - How much is a pound of cucumbers???
Lebanese Salesman - 5 Dirhams, ya Madamme!!!
Woman - Oh??? How did you know I was married???
Lebanese Salesman - From the way you were holding the cucumbers in your hand, ya Madamme!!!!!!
Je ne comprends pas...

Confucius Feb 24th 2008 2:34 pm
Re: Madamme!!!
 
Originally Posted by lionheart (Post 5975905)
Je ne comprends pas...
Dommage...Et je m'en fou, en plus...


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