Dubaiexile

I sincerely hope you have your own hermetically sealed office with negative pressure air locks when you open the door....jeez dab don`t wipe!!!!

scrubbedexpat141

I thought we were buddies....but today I learn you're a ****ing disgrace.

If you put it in burgers too, we're over.
If you don't we can work towards forgiveness.

Made in Sheffield 1

No

My favourite is actually tuna, prawns, mushrooms, pineapple and green chillies but they don't do that one.

jam25mack

You've only just learnt this?

I don't add it to burgers though I can assure you.

Dubaiexile

Irish Stew with strawberries??? Steak and Durian ?? Goulash and gooseberries??

Noooooooooooo

mission

really? i figured things like pickled garlic, pickled cucumber etc would be considered condiments - but i guess you are strictly referring to ketchup, mayo, salad cream etc.

mission

i'm with SCAMP, the thought of having pineapple on a pizza is

scrubbedexpat141

What the **** is wrong with people?

MAV_DXB

All I have left in my fridge is eggs, bacon, cheese and spring onions - so, for my late lunch, it'll be another omelette.

I'm off to the UK for 6 weeks, so eating up all the remaining food.

All the above talk about pizza... that can be my dinner for tonight.

scrubbedexpat141

Apology accepted.

Dubaiexile

I saw Almond Milk in a supermarket.....Almond Milk, please someone show me where the nipples are on an Almond !!!

Millhouse

No nipples but a nut bag is involved. Sounds like a pre-op tinder date.

Dubaiexile

Or a night gone wrong in Bangkok!!

Bahtatboy

Er...yes. Condiments are things added to food to enhance or influence the flavour, not something eaten separately. (My next-door neighbour when I was a kid, Aunty Margaret, used to give me tomato ketchup sandwiches, but that's another matter.)

Made in Sheffield 1

I used to have red sauce sandwiches at my nan and granddad's for tea, and tripe with vinegar and pepper, and cold black pudding