Originally Posted by Meow (Post 11918900)

I thought you were starting a post about a diet for your marathon so clicked in order to tell you that you'd disappear if you cut out carbs.

Originally Posted by Meow (Post 11918900)

I saw the posters for that yesterday and had to look twice. No bread, just double deep-fried, hormone-stuffed chicken. A great addition to the diets of the diabetic and obese of this town. *sarcastic emoji*

Originally Posted by Bob (Post 11919104)

They don't even offer this in the US...you guys are truly charmed! :D

Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 11918858)

Good to see KFC are taking the healthy position and offering a low-carb option. now available in the UAE for 15dh:

Originally Posted by iggle (Post 11919423)

KFC IS THE BEST (in UK)

It doesn't taste right here. The filipinos who love anything fried eat another brand I've forgotten what it is.

Originally Posted by Irishbeekeeper (Post 11918956)

I sometimes think these large fast food companies actually have a vendetta against the human kind itself

Originally Posted by Norm_uk (Post 11919438)

It's not the same as in the US or UK for sure. The chicken here isn't as good and they don't seem to use the right oil. It's still insanely popular though.

I learned how to make fried chicken when I was in Louisiana...still do a fry from time to time. Turkey is also pretty good for frying.

N.

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 11919441)

It's their chips, when delivered that are an utter disgrace.

Burger King here is pretty poor too actually.

That being said, I'm now more of a grown up and eat less of this stuff. :blink:

Originally Posted by iggle (Post 11919454)

You've changed.

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 11919468)

The Big Mac + Quarter Pounder and 9 nug-chaser (bareback, no sauce) at the weekend disagrees.

It's just less frequent nowadays.

Originally Posted by DXBtoDOH (Post 11919474)

Whoa!

I didn't know there are gay saunas in Dubai.



Just be safe, mate. It ain't worth the risk.

Originally Posted by DXBtoDOH (Post 11919474)

Whoa!

I didn't know there are gay saunas in Dubai.



Just be safe, mate. It ain't worth the risk.

Originally Posted by iggle (Post 11919477)

I bet he got loved the extra mayo....

I've heard facials are good for the skin as well

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 11919468)

The Big Mac + Quarter Pounder and 9 nug-chaser (bareback, no sauce) at the weekend disagrees.

It's just less frequent nowadays.

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 11919509)

I wondered who would comment on that reference.

Interesting. Says a lot...

Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 11919517)

Do you really eat that all in one sitting?

The self loathing for me starts at around the chips when eating a big mac meal. Although I do love them.

Originally Posted by Rubydo (Post 11919523)

When you're hanging MH do u not?

Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 11919527)

I love big mac meals. But not, I can't eat that much. I'd just feel sick.

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 11919509)

I wondered who would comment on that reference.

Interesting. Says a lot...

Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 11919517)

Do you really eat that all in one sitting?

The self loathing for me starts at around the chips when eating a big mac meal. Although I do love them.

Originally Posted by DXBtoDOH (Post 11919548)

Full confession:

It did briefly occur to me if it was you and your missus who were having the threesome with David Furness that's causing the huge furore in UK press as they can't publish his name. Then I remembered it was an American couple so you're off the hook :cool:

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 11919550)

Yeah, but don't I don't get the chips and I'm a lot fatter than you. If I get chips then normally one burger + the 9 nug chaser.

Probably eat that once a month at most and when hangover is extreme or if Maccy's are open when I get home. Otherwise we have a Zataar downstairs that's 24 hours and there's minimal guilt attached to their wraps and pizzas.



Gotta dry hump the nuggs because the ketchup they provide is rank and the fridge is too far from the sofa to be considered a viable detour when starving.

Originally Posted by Rubydo (Post 11919522)

Iggle loves a good facial ;)

Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 11919583)

Do the chicken nuggets contain any chicken? I find nuggets really revolting.

doesnt matter when you're hanging does it?!?

Originally Posted by iggle (Post 11919597)

I highly recommend Lush facial - the honey one. It's how my skin glows!

Originally Posted by Rubydo (Post 11919560)

Do u not have the mustard sauce with the nuggets from Maccy's:ohmy:

Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 11919583)

Do the chicken nuggets contain any chicken? I find nuggets really revolting.

I accidentally ordered a double whopper meal in the UK last week. That was terrible (and cost almost a tenner in the motorway rip off place).

Originally Posted by iggle (Post 11919637)

Teenage Crush - by Rubydo

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 11919643)

No. Sometimes ketchup. Normally just naked nuggs.

Originally Posted by Rubydo (Post 11919646)

Now unless u age really quickly I don't think u r a teenager and I certainly am not!

Originally Posted by iggle (Post 11919652)

Lets keep the D & V pics limited to Snap chat. :ohmy:

Originally Posted by Scamp (Post 11919643)

No. Sometimes ketchup. Normally just naked nuggs.



I have to be extremely hungover for nakedness! U must try the mustard next time and report back, I am that sad

Originally Posted by iggle (Post 11919651)

"Bareback" "naked nuggs" "Facial"

I bet you've got a semi thinking about nugget porn! :eek:

Originally Posted by Rubydo (Post 11919593)

I've now realised what you mean by hanging... Big Mac all the way, and if possible oral sex. Known cures.