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Blue Cat Jan 30th 2011 9:52 am

Love Dolls
 
Not sure if anyone else would have seen it but there is a new Justin Collins programme out, this week he is in Japan and visits a shop that sells love dolls. Well odd but the take the blow up doll to a whole new level!

http://japaneselovedolls.net/

lionheart Jan 30th 2011 9:54 am

Re: Love Dolls
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 9138950)
Not sure if anyone else would have seen it but there is a new Justin Collins programme out, this week he is in Japan and visits a shop that sells love dolls. Well odd but the take the blow up doll to a whole new level!

http://japaneselovedolls.net/

Do they have any bisexual versions?

Blue Cat Jan 30th 2011 9:57 am

Re: Love Dolls
 

Originally Posted by lionheart (Post 9138952)
Do they have any bisexual versions?

they aren't human!! :rofl: buy two and see!

weasel central Jan 30th 2011 11:08 am

Re: Love Dolls
 
I don't understand this, and I am pretty open to anything, what is the attraction?
if things are this bad surely it is better go to a hooker than a blow up doll, no matter how realistic?

some pervert might be able to explain? millhouse?:p

Millhouse Jan 30th 2011 11:10 am

Re: Love Dolls
 

Originally Posted by weasel central (Post 9139067)
I don't understand this, and I am pretty open to anything, what is the attraction?
if things are this bad surely it is better go to a hooker than a blow up doll, no matter how realistic?

some pervert might be able to explain? millhouse?:p

I have tried to grapple with this and can't get my head around it. If I was desperate enough to want to use a plastic blow up doll then I think I would head for the freezer and defrost some mince beef instead.

Lorna at Vicenza Jan 30th 2011 11:21 am

Re: Love Dolls
 
You'd need to have some savings as well.
Have you seen the price of them?

MataHari Jan 30th 2011 11:25 am

Re: Love Dolls
 
there is a BBC documentary about this...I'll see if I can find it.
these guys took their relationships with their dolls really serious...like they knocked on the bedroom door first cause the doll might be asleep...

Blue Cat Jan 30th 2011 11:26 am

Re: Love Dolls
 

Originally Posted by weasel central (Post 9139067)
I don't understand this, and I am pretty open to anything, what is the attraction?
if things are this bad surely it is better go to a hooker than a blow up doll, no matter how realistic?

some pervert might be able to explain? millhouse?:p

you buy one for life, and when you are finished with her you have to take her to the temple to be cremated, honestly! well weird

MataHari Jan 30th 2011 11:34 am

Re: Love Dolls
 
love me, love my doll...


MataHari Jan 30th 2011 11:36 am

Re: Love Dolls
 
'she just lies there, but if you don't mind that, they are good fun'...

Blue Cat Jan 30th 2011 11:39 am

Re: Love Dolls
 
the legal age for sex in Japan is 13, they think that selling these dolls that look like 13 year olds will reduce paedophilia

ctfc Jan 30th 2011 11:39 am

Re: Love Dolls
 

Originally Posted by weasel central (Post 9139067)
I don't understand this, and I am pretty open to anything, what is the attraction?
if things are this bad surely it is better go to a hooker than a blow up doll, no matter how realistic?

some pervert might be able to explain? millhouse?:p

Apparently they can also be used as flotation devices (albeit not very effectively) - hookers are probably even less use for floating, maybe one of the tubbier ones but still, not the same?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...on-device.html

MataHari Jan 30th 2011 11:42 am

Re: Love Dolls
 
at first it was just sex sex sex, but now we are really there for each other...


ctfc Jan 30th 2011 11:48 am

Re: Love Dolls
 
Reminded of Not the Nine O'Clock News sketch about an out-of-touch judge in a court hearing- can't find it on youtube but here's the transcript:

Counsel: This receipt is for the digital watch...

Judge: ...a digital watch? What on earth is a "digital watch"?

Counsel: Sorry m'lud. A digital watch is a watch worked by microelectronics.

Judge: Oh! How fascinating. Proceed.

Counsel: The next receipt is for an automatic video recorder...

Judge: ..."automatic video recorder"?

Counsel: Yes, I'm sorry m'lud. It's a machine that records television programmes on special tape.

Judge: Oh, how fascinating. What will they think of next? Proceed.

Counsel: Thank you m'lud. And finally, a receipt for a "deluxe model inflatable woman", whatever that is.

Judge: The Deluxe is the one with the real hair...

weasel central Jan 30th 2011 11:49 am

Re: Love Dolls
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 9139107)
'she just lies there, but if you don't mind that, they are good fun'...

wow they are very realistic then!


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