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Taz Mirza Jun 4th 2009 6:39 pm

Lots of 'Brass' in Dubai Marina - not a sexist thread
 
Hi tonight I went to Spinneys in 'real' Marina and after a hard week treated myself to Chunky Monkey and some fizzy pop.

When I went in, I noticed a few reasonably nice looking women ambling around fruit and veg, and I could have sworn one followed me into personal hygiene section - only because she was wearing red on, and she stood out. I wanted to buy some razors, but looks like they had run out.

When I got to the till, I doubled back to fruit and veg to get some limes and the same women were still there. There must be some sort of ettiquette in play where they take turns to stalk a guy who comes in on his 'Jack Jones'.

Anyway, paid.., then strolled back to my penthouse. There were two scantilly clad orientals in my lobby just hanging around. Seems like they didnt want a taxi cos there were 2 or 3 outside. As I got in the lift, one of them said she was from Singapore.

I'm shocked that this sort of stuff is going on right on my doorstep/

Taz

Taz Mirza Jun 4th 2009 6:45 pm

Re: Lots of 'Brass' in Dubai Marina - not a sexist thread
 

Originally Posted by commander (Post 7634470)
[snip]

I dont know what that means, but I just text a mate of mine who's apartment I'm in with the headlines, and he said the significance of the Singapore remark is that she's more marketable by not being Chinese. He also thinks he knows who it might be.

How little I knew.

:ohmy:

tigerbaywarrior Jun 4th 2009 6:45 pm

Re: Lots of 'Brass' in Dubai Marina - not a sexist thread
 
plug?

Eva Jun 4th 2009 6:46 pm

Re: Lots of 'Brass' in Dubai Marina - not a sexist thread
 

Originally Posted by commander (Post 7634470)
[snip]


What do you think???
He was ambling round the fruits ergo methinks the wimin were safe.

Taz Mirza Jun 4th 2009 6:46 pm

Re: Lots of 'Brass' in Dubai Marina - not a sexist thread
 
knob!

TGFKASE Jun 4th 2009 6:52 pm

Re: Lots of 'Brass' in Dubai Marina - not a sexist thread
 

Originally Posted by Taz Mirza (Post 7634460)
Hi tonight I went to Spinneys in 'real' Marina and after a hard week treated myself to Chunky Monkey and some fizzy pop.

When I went in, I noticed a few reasonably nice looking women ambling around fruit and veg, and I could have sworn one followed me into personal hygiene section - only because she was wearing red on, and she stood out. I wanted to buy some razors, but looks like they had run out.

When I got to the till, I doubled back to fruit and veg to get some limes and the same women were still there. There must be some sort of ettiquette in play where they take turns to stalk a guy who comes in on his 'Jack Jones'.

Anyway, paid.., then strolled back to my penthouse. There were two scantilly clad orientals in my lobby just hanging around. Seems like they didnt want a taxi cos there were 2 or 3 outside. As I got in the lift, one of them said she was from Singapore.

I'm shocked that this sort of stuff is going on right on my doorstep/

Taz

Thing is, a couple of hours after having a chinky, Im hungry again....

commander Jun 4th 2009 6:54 pm

Re: Lots of 'Brass' in Dubai Marina - not a sexist thread
 
What forum rule did I not break with my post?

Taz Mirza Jun 4th 2009 6:54 pm

Re: Lots of 'Brass' in Dubai Marina - not a sexist thread
 
People need to start taking this thread seriously. Us normals have to stick together.

Autonomy Jun 4th 2009 6:59 pm

Re: Lots of 'Brass' in Dubai Marina - not a sexist thread
 

Originally Posted by commander (Post 7634510)
What forum rule did I not break with my post?

most of them - well done. I'm trying to eat a pizza - stop it will ya?

TGFKASE Jun 4th 2009 7:02 pm

Re: Lots of 'Brass' in Dubai Marina - not a sexist thread
 

Originally Posted by Taz Mirza (Post 7634512)
People need to start taking this thread seriously. Us normals have to stick together.

Don't tar me with your 'normal' brush, TYVM....

So, what was there opening bid?

commander Jun 4th 2009 7:04 pm

Re: Lots of 'Brass' in Dubai Marina - not a sexist thread
 
Eating pizza at this hour...tut tut, not good for you...I'm tucked up, resting before my 430am friday ride..

Anyway the OP is clearly gay complaining about a few gas cookers..

Anyone who has been to singapore knows to do the adams apple conformation test prior to indulging...

Autonomy Jun 4th 2009 7:05 pm

Re: Lots of 'Brass' in Dubai Marina - not a sexist thread
 

Originally Posted by TGFKASE (Post 7634539)
Don't tar me with your 'normal' brush, TYVM....

So, what was there opening bid?

their my friend, their.... anyway - stop it you prozzie obsessed one hand typist.

Autonomy Jun 4th 2009 7:08 pm

Re: Lots of 'Brass' in Dubai Marina - not a sexist thread
 

Originally Posted by commander (Post 7634545)
resting before my 430am friday ride..

thought you were boasting again...

pizza on thurs is the new fish on friday...

i know - 1,000 cals at 11pm is silly....

*but pretty tasty*

TGFKASE Jun 4th 2009 7:08 pm

Re: Lots of 'Brass' in Dubai Marina - not a sexist thread
 

Originally Posted by commander (Post 7634545)
Eating pizza at this hour...tut tut, not good for you...I'm tucked up, resting before my 430am friday ride..

Anyway the OP is clearly gay complaining about a few gas cookers..

Anyone who has been to singapore knows to do the adams apple conformation test prior to indulging...

Many an evening spent filtering out the bobbing apples in the 4 Floors of Whores.....

TGFKASE Jun 4th 2009 7:09 pm

Re: Lots of 'Brass' in Dubai Marina - not a sexist thread
 

Originally Posted by Autonomy (Post 7634550)
their my friend, their.... anyway - stop it you prozzie obsessed one hand typist.

Not so, my metamorphosed plasticine friend....

Since Ill be a WANKER in a few weeks, thought Id gauge the industry....;)


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