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Old Oct 6th 2007, 2:33 pm
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Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.



When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnnie, "coz he'd be *****ed if he needed glasses".
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hahaha...very funny if totally sick...

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hahaha...very funny is totally sick...

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must be the heat
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must be the heat
it's dubai...it does that to you...

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it's dubai...it does that to you...

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oh babe any country with you in it will do that
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oh babe any country with you in it will do that
awww shucks...

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