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mythic Oct 6th 2007 2:33 pm

little johnnie
 
Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.



When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnnie, "coz he'd be *****ed if he needed glasses".

Madam Medusa Oct 6th 2007 3:01 pm

Re: little johnnie
 
hahaha...very funny if totally sick...

MM, xx

mythic Oct 6th 2007 3:03 pm

Re: little johnnie
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5394023)
hahaha...very funny is totally sick...

MM, xx

must be the heat:p

Madam Medusa Oct 6th 2007 3:11 pm

Re: little johnnie
 

Originally Posted by mythic (Post 5394040)
must be the heat:p

it's dubai...it does that to you...

MM, xx

mythic Oct 6th 2007 3:15 pm

Re: little johnnie
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 5394077)
it's dubai...it does that to you...

MM, xx

oh babe any country with you in it will do that:p

Madam Medusa Oct 6th 2007 3:27 pm

Re: little johnnie
 

Originally Posted by mythic (Post 5394093)
oh babe any country with you in it will do that:p

awww shucks...

MM, xx


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