little johnnie
 

Little Johnnie's neighbour had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.



When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnnie, "coz he'd be *****ed if he needed glasses".

Re: little johnnie
 

hahaha...very funny if totally sick...

MM, xx

Re: little johnnie
 

must be the heat:p

Re: little johnnie
 

it's dubai...it does that to you...

MM, xx

Re: little johnnie
 

oh babe any country with you in it will do that:p

Re: little johnnie
 

awww shucks...

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