Limerick challenge....
May 20th 2008, 9:17 am
#47
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Re: Limerick challenge....
Hmmmm, grovelling doesnt normally work..... but a fair attempt.....lol
May 20th 2008, 9:45 am
#48
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Re: Limerick challenge....
Deciding 'tween a taxi or car,
The best way to get home from the bar....[/QUOTE]
Deciding 'tween a taxi or car,
The best way to get home from the bar
I had a blonde in tow,
she asked how low did I go
She soon found out I was the best muff diver by far !
A pig farmer named Hunt
Once tried to bugger a runt....
The best way to get home from the bar....[/QUOTE]
Deciding 'tween a taxi or car,
The best way to get home from the bar
I had a blonde in tow,
she asked how low did I go
She soon found out I was the best muff diver by far !
A pig farmer named Hunt
Once tried to bugger a runt....
May 20th 2008, 9:47 am
#49
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Re: Limerick challenge....
The best way to get home from the bar
I had a blonde in tow,
she asked how low did I go
She soon found out I was the best muff diver by far !
A pig farmer named Hunt
Once tried to bugger a runt....[/QUOTE]
you are just trying to get one in the shit arent you??!!
May 20th 2008, 9:48 am
#50
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Re: Limerick challenge....
Who me .....? Would I do that, no of course not....lol
May 20th 2008, 9:53 am
#52
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May 20th 2008, 9:57 am
#53
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Re: Limerick challenge....
The best way to get home from the bar
I had a blonde in tow,
she asked how low did I go
She soon found out I was the best muff diver by far !
A pig farmer named Hunt
Once tried to bugger a runt....[/QUOTE]
There was a pig farmer called Hunt,
Who once tried to bugger a runt,
No crude wordplay,
Is allowed here today,
So I have decided to punt.....
While deciding on what song to sing,
Coxy took MH under his wing.........
May 20th 2008, 10:05 am
#54
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Re: Limerick challenge....
A man in a mask in a bed sat back
And asked the nurse if his 'testicles were black'
The nurse said they would heal
The man said thanks for the feel
But said he'd asked if his 'test results were back'.
No 2-liner as others still going...
And asked the nurse if his 'testicles were black'
The nurse said they would heal
The man said thanks for the feel
But said he'd asked if his 'test results were back'.
No 2-liner as others still going...
May 20th 2008, 10:22 am
#55
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Re: Limerick challenge....
While deciding on what song to sing,
Coxy took MH under his wing.........[/QUOTE]
While deciding on what song to sing,
Coxy took MH under his wing
She learnt to rap,
it sounded crap
But at least she wore plenty of bling ..
A West Ham fan from Nairobi
Resembled Obi Wan Knobi....
Coxy took MH under his wing.........[/QUOTE]
While deciding on what song to sing,
Coxy took MH under his wing
She learnt to rap,
it sounded crap
But at least she wore plenty of bling ..
A West Ham fan from Nairobi
Resembled Obi Wan Knobi....
May 20th 2008, 11:19 am
#59
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