Confucius

He may be the biggest asshole, but he's our asshole...

MataHari

hmmm....

commander

Knew my leboexpats would get some response from you MH.

Sorry ill start being a nodding kissass like so many more on here..

Love me please..

Ps and conf knows I'm only kidding, we have a history on this point..he knows my ex dumped me for a brylcreamed lebo..

Confucius

If only I knew before that your ex dumped you for a lebanese pizza...I would've had a field day...

MataHari

yeah...I realised my mistake when I made my comment on this particular thread...should have posted it elsewhere...oh well

TGFKASE

Aye...

Its all the self-abuse after another lonely taxi ride home from ShoCho's....

Confucius

No...That explains the hair in our palms...

TGFKASE

Ahhh...

So its not brylcreem Im wiping off my hands when I shake a lebo hand...

Its Nair????

Confucius

We use Nair in the mornings...As for the sloppy stuff during handshaking; There's something about Mary...

TGFKASE

You self-abuse BEFORE you go out????

Confucius

Why waste time...

TGFKASE

S'pose..

Saves all that 'buying drinks and having a personality good enough to score' and saves all the hard earned money for a trip to Karama to stock up on the shades again...

Confucius

Aye...But we still go out and spend money...

TGFKASE

It so happens, Im planning on heading to Nelsons now, in the hope that the Chelski fans have left and the Rankers fans are in jail having trashed the Golden Tulip...

Confucius

Happy times...Have one on me...