Last man / woman on earth

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Mar 26th 2017, 3:03 pm

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Re: Last man / woman on earth

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Me and the Mrs watch it. Finished the first two seasons and just started season 3. Some of the stuff that Tandy does/says makes me cringe, but got a few belting laughs out of it. Gail is hilarious.

I'd go round gardens nicking plants and cuttings !
Virginia creeper is being a bit tardy & I'd like to end my days in spectacular colour.

Mar 26th 2017, 6:10 pm

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Being here.. alone... with no a/c..?
I hope it's not during Ramadan 'cos that would really tip me over the edge.

Mar 27th 2017, 5:01 am

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I'm with you Scamp. I'd go around being a right fandango! Would be fun for a week or two and then I'd put my sensible hat on and go foraging for useful stuff and start building for the future. Not sure how I'd survive without google tho.

Mar 27th 2017, 5:03 am

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Well obviously the first thing to do is to rectify that situation i.e. quickly find the other person and impregnate her to have company as soon as possible of course

You'll soon be facing an uncomfortable leap of logic like Adam and Eve, to implement step 2 of the plan.
Unless you are just proposing to be the last family on earth.

Mar 27th 2017, 5:24 am

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Me and the Mrs watch it. Finished the first two seasons and just started season 3. Some of the stuff that Tandy does/says makes me cringe, but got a few belting laughs out of it. Gail is hilarious.

My dodgy box only goes to ep12 of season 2 so need to find some streams tonight for the rest.

Some of his 'speeches' etc are boring and is painfully stupid but they do make me chuckle.

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**** google, go to the library. Take all the books you need (Idiots Guide To...)

Mar 27th 2017, 5:55 am

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**** google, go to the library. Take all the books you need (Idiots Guide To...)

Sounds like a bit of a mission...... Can we all agree that the internet still works! That'll keep both the wankers and the futurists happy!

Mar 27th 2017, 6:00 am

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i'd start a new religion

Mar 27th 2017, 6:28 am

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i'd start a new religion

What would be the main beliefs of said new religion?

Mar 27th 2017, 7:01 am

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What would be the main beliefs of said new religion?

it's ok to **** the animals.

Mar 27th 2017, 7:11 am

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it's ok to **** the animals.

pretty sure it's already OK to feed the animals.

Mar 27th 2017, 8:52 am

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Sounds like a bit of a mission...... Can we all agree that the internet still works! That'll keep both the wankers and the futurists happy!

No. I think it would be glorious to have no phones. Imagine meeting someone else, another survivor - I'll meet you back here in 3 hours, or at sundown etc. Fantastic.

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it's ok to **** the animals.

It has been for years. How else would I have got laid?

Mar 27th 2017, 10:05 am

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We've been watching that series.

I'd go and live someone with a decent climate for starters. That's after I'd be-decked myself with diamonds probably.

Mar 27th 2017, 10:13 am

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We've been watching that series.

I'd go and live someone with a decent climate for starters. That's after I'd be-decked myself with diamonds probably.

Yeah, I would be taking an early megayacht / ferrari out of Dubai, that's for sure. Or I'd learn to fly and fly myself somewhere.

No. I'd take a cruise ship.....Or a helicopter.

Mar 27th 2017, 10:19 am

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I think my answer would largely depend on whether there were definitely no people left on Earth or whether it was unknown.

The hope of finding other people would give me a purpose! Saying that, it would be fun to find a top bar and have a good go on their selection of whiskys and rums...