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What should I ask the girl opposite me at work who talks to herself?

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Is your father ex-Roxy Music synthesizist Brian Eno, Philip?

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Good god, no.

My father is a retired banker.

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Are you sure she's really talking to herself?

Or are you hearing voices inside your head?

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I'm quite sure she is talking, I was just treated to the song of the day 'come fly with me' as she is off on holiday this evening. She generally says things like 'I want to go home and sleep' and 'I ave a eadache'. Or if she is in a good mood which is un-usual, 'I joke, I joke'. She's greek.

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Have you ever taken revenge?

Like, for example, pissing in someone's soup. (I have no idea who would do such a thing, cough cough).

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If you were an animal what would you be?

And would you ever come back to the middle east?

And have you ever slept with a prostitute in Dubai?

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Tyler Durden did. How about peeing on someone's toothbrush because they cheated on you..Girls can be so petty sometimes.

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Have you ever worn ladies underwear?

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Hell yes.

I have a sister.

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Animal? Probably a dog.

Come back to the Middle East? Probably yes.

Slept with a prostitute? Hell no.

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who's fault is it then that most of dubais landscaping consists of putting in the drip feed pipes then disappearing for 5 years?

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Have no idea what you're talking about.

Anything that makes Dubai looks pretty is because of us. Without our lovely landscape designs this place would just be a sand pit. We're the mask on the reality.

Besides we're only responsible for the design, not the execution. Blame Nakheel.

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Eh?

That's a daft thought.

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Is it compulsory to include those telly-tubby hills in all of your work? Ever wondered how the grass is cut on them?