A lady wot I know...

Old May 25th 2010, 6:03 pm
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...reckons a) she doesn't fart, b) doesn't have bogies, and c) was amazed that anyone likes the smell of their own farts.

Lady in question is studying medicine, so ain't dumb. Not sure she was serious about a) and b), but seemed truly amazed that I could even suggest c). Is it only me?
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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy View Post
...reckons a) she doesn't fart, b) doesn't have bogies, and c) was amazed that anyone likes the smell of their own farts.

Lady in question is studying medicine, so ain't dumb. Not sure she was serious about a) and b), but seemed truly amazed that I could even suggest c). Is it only me?
Talks with you often does she?
Majoring in Mental Health I'll bet
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Old May 25th 2010, 6:13 pm
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Talks with you often does she?
Majoring in Mental Health I'll bet
For some reason she seems to want me to do all the talking...
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Old May 25th 2010, 6:16 pm
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For some reason she seems to want me to do all the talking...
Quite a challlenge eh?
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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy View Post
For some reason she seems to want me to do all the talking...
Of course - it's rude to talk with her mouth full..........
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But of course she is so right. It is just one of natures law.

Women do not fart!
Women do not have any booger!
Women do not sweat and never ever smell of it!
And last but not least we never ever snore!

Those are all abilities reserved to men, that is scientifically proven - I just can't remember which institute it was, that did the research...
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But of course she is so right. It is just one of natures law.

Women do not fart!
Women do not have any booger!
Women do not sweat and never ever smell of it!
And last but not least we never ever snore!

Those are all abilities reserved to men, that is scientifically proven - I just can't remember which institute it was, that did the research...
Hmm. They must then go through some transformation from girls to women. I seem to remember wiping my girl's noses, sharing their boisterous delight at farting explosively and a quiet sense of satisfaction upon hearing the sonorous, somnolent resonance of their gentle snores when stealing a goodnight kiss.

As for full grown women - they may outgrow these things. But I've heard many a fanny fart from big gurls....
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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie View Post
.... But I've heard many a fanny fart from big gurls....
ha ha ha ha ha

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...m=dutch%20oven - a specialist pursuit perhaps, but seems you're not alone
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Originally Posted by shakh your bootie View Post
Hmm. They must then go through some transformation from girls to women. I seem to remember wiping my girl's noses, sharing their boisterous delight at farting explosively and a quiet sense of satisfaction upon hearing the sonorous, somnolent resonance of their gentle snores when stealing a goodnight kiss.

As for full grown women - they may outgrow these things. But I've heard many a fanny fart from big gurls....
I think the transformation starts with the first kiss of a boy/man
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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy View Post
...reckons a) she doesn't fart, b) doesn't have bogies, and c) was amazed that anyone likes the smell of their own farts.

Lady in question is studying medicine, so ain't dumb. Not sure she was serious about a) and b), but seemed truly amazed that I could even suggest c). Is it only me?
Deanetta farts (I don't), she doesn't have bogies (I do).........

Theory torn apart. Period. End of.
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Old May 26th 2010, 11:03 am
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nothing beats a nice loud burp...
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Originally Posted by MataHari View Post
nothing beats a nice loud burp...
Hmmm...

Just babeled that and it seems burp is the same in Dutch as it is in English...

Bang goes my witty and suggestive come-back....

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Hmmm...

Just babeled that and it seems burp is the same in Dutch as it is in English...

Bang goes my witty and suggestive come-back....

oh poor baby...

actually 'burping' in Dutch is 'boeren' which literally translate to 'farmers'...
so I'd be saying 'I just did a nice farmer'...
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Originally Posted by MataHari View Post
oh poor baby...

actually 'burping' in Dutch is 'boeren' which literally translate to 'farmers'...
so I'd be saying 'I just did a nice farmer'...
Ahh...

Now that is more like it...

Lemme cogitate that for a wee while...
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Originally Posted by TGFKASE View Post
Ahh...

Now that is more like it...

Lemme cogitate that for a wee while...
take as long as you like...
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