Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........
Sep 1st 2012, 9:24 am
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Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........
This is doing the e-rounds - an e-mail sent by 'Mike' after the girl he went out on a date with ('Lauren') didn't reply to his messages........ hurry ladies, or you'll miss him....... 
http://blog.womenshealthmag.com/onli...r/viral-email/
http://blog.womenshealthmag.com/onli...r/viral-email/
Sep 1st 2012, 9:29 am
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Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........
Is it possible for men to read through the entire thing ?
and now I am likely to get admonished by Meow
for saying the above.
and now I am likely to get admonished by Meow
for saying the above.
Sep 1st 2012, 9:46 am
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Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........
I just can't work out why she doesn't want to see him again.
Sep 1st 2012, 11:00 am
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Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........
I fell asleep after the 1st paragraph.
Sep 1st 2012, 12:45 pm
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Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........
Thanks heavens I can speed read. What a needy twonk.
I wonder why he is single...
I wonder why he is single...
Sep 1st 2012, 1:16 pm
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Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........
I made it to the third paragraph and then zzzzzz...
There is no way this is real. No sane man would send an email with that kind of detail. I reckon the woman made it up to mess with him after he turned down her advances on the first date....
There is no way this is real. No sane man would send an email with that kind of detail. I reckon the woman made it up to mess with him after he turned down her advances on the first date....
Sep 1st 2012, 1:59 pm
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Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........
He's clearly stalker material.
Sep 1st 2012, 2:13 pm
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Sep 1st 2012, 3:24 pm
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Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........
no sensibly randy bloke would even write an email and certainly nothing as jibberish as that...what happened to 'fancy a root'
Sep 1st 2012, 4:02 pm
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Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........
Scary. Hopefully he finds an equally needy and repetetive woman.
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Sep 1st 2012, 6:56 pm
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Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........
I have never read so much shit! Man up and get over it, Shes not interested !
If I had a dirham for everytime i had been given the elbow during my lifetime i would have two!
If I had a dirham for everytime i had been given the elbow during my lifetime i would have two!
Sep 1st 2012, 9:02 pm
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Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........
This is hilarious. "I spent time, effort, and money meeting you for dinner". Could he be more romantic?
Sep 2nd 2012, 7:47 am
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Re: Ladies - "Mike" appears to be single and available.........
This bloke sounds like Garfield's dim owner....