shakh your bootie

This shit isn't for real, right?



I mean, they'd never stay on, right? Especially if you went swimming in one?

And where the hell did the guy hide his todger? Folded up his derriere????

I'm much befuddled....

MacScot

The photo may be photoshopped and also from Oz, where we have a "Red Nose" day every June to help SIDS (Sudden Infant Death Syndrome) charities.

Even the trams and some peoples cars are given 'red noses' for the day.

Bigtaff

Its defo photoshopped! The skin in the groin area looks badly scarred from the poor artist job

kittycat1

Hi SYB,

Yes its for real- its basically a bit of plastic covered in fabric, I actually have one over the wall of my cubicle desk at work, people generally think its some sort of hair band/earmuff- I always let them try it on before I tell them what its for and yes it has been tried on... they are generally worn by pole dancers/strippers but also handyfor sunbathing and avoiding straplines etc. Not overly comfortable but yes they do stay on.

If you're thinking of buying one for your missus for Valentines I'd give it a miss and get some luxury lingerie instead!

xxx

Edit- the image of the guy is a fake (but he has nice abs)but not the one of the woman.

Bigtaff

Yeah but the swimmer picture is a fake for sure!!

Bigtaff

Ah, you already did that bit

kittycat1

@ bigtaff - whens the big day love?

Bigtaff

3rd April xx

kittycat1

OO how exciting! where you getting married?

Bigtaff

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