Katie Price back on the market..

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May 12th 2009, 9:08 am

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Katie Price back on the market..

following her split from Peter 'flava' Andre.

Would you?

May 12th 2009, 9:13 am

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Re: Katie Price back on the market..

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following her split from Peter 'flava' Andre.

Would you?

Not even with a stolen dick!!!

May 12th 2009, 9:15 am

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Re: Katie Price back on the market..

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Not even with a stolen dick!!!

why on earth not...

May 12th 2009, 9:15 am

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Re: Katie Price back on the market..

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Not even with a stolen dick!!!

I would think there could be a genuine fear that you could get lost in there..

May 12th 2009, 9:19 am

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Re: Katie Price back on the market..

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I would think there could be a genuine fear that you could get lost in there..

why...

May 12th 2009, 9:20 am

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Re: Katie Price back on the market..

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why...

she seems to have seen more passengers than the london underground..

May 12th 2009, 9:21 am

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Re: Katie Price back on the market..

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why on earth not...

Because shes had more pricks than a PDC tournament dartboard.

May 12th 2009, 9:22 am

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Re: Katie Price back on the market..

it's a pity she went overboard with surgery, cause she was actually quite nice...

May 12th 2009, 9:23 am

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Re: Katie Price back on the market..

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she seems to have seen more passengers than the london underground..

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Because shes had more pricks than a PDC tournament dartboard.

is that a fact or are you just assuming that cause she has a 'sexy' image...

May 12th 2009, 9:25 am

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Re: Katie Price back on the market..

although apparently the rumours are that she had her 'fanny done for pete' while in LA. Chavtastic..

May 12th 2009, 9:29 am

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Re: Katie Price back on the market..

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is that a fact or are you just assuming that cause she has a 'sexy' image...

there is sexy and dirty and dirty. Unfortunately she seems to fall into the dirty 'not in a sexy way'. Unless you drive a ford escort rs turbo of course..

May 12th 2009, 9:30 am

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Re: Katie Price back on the market..

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is that a fact or are you just assuming that cause she has a 'sexy' image...

No because she was a dirty old slapper and been through half the premiership by some accounts.

May 12th 2009, 9:31 am

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Re: Katie Price back on the market..

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although apparently the rumours are that she had her 'fanny done for pete' while in LA. Chavtastic..

Had what done? Had it sewn up abit so's not to resemble a plough horses collar or a pink toilet seat?

May 12th 2009, 9:34 am

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Re: Katie Price back on the market..

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Had what done? Had it sewn up abit so's not to resemble a plough horses collar or a pink toilet seat?

apparently there was that much space (and traffic) in there that there were suggestions of a hotel and multi storey car park being built in there.

it was to be a 'Days Inn' hotel, of course..

May 12th 2009, 9:34 am

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Re: Katie Price back on the market..

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there is sexy and dirty and dirty. Unfortunately she seems to fall into the dirty 'not in a sexy way'. Unless you drive a ford escort rs turbo of course..

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No because she was a dirty old slapper and been through half the premiership by some accounts.

oh ok then, let her rot in hell...

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