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Meow Mar 11th 2014 1:40 pm

Jokes for intellectuals
 
Well, for the vaguely educated anyway.

http://www.tickld.com/cdn_image_arti...0310023804.jpg

http://www.tickld.com/x/20-jokes-tha...ill-understand

Bahtatboy Mar 11th 2014 2:04 pm

Re: Jokes for intellectuals
 
12 & 13?

seven seas Mar 11th 2014 3:22 pm

Re: Jokes for intellectuals
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 11167864)
12 & 13?

really, BB!

remember binary code?

Bahtatboy Mar 11th 2014 4:16 pm

Re: Jokes for intellectuals
 

Originally Posted by seven seas (Post 11167972)
really, BB!

remember binary code?

Er...no (anyway, that would be a computer programmer, not an engineer).

Chomsky?

ctfc Mar 11th 2014 4:50 pm

Re: Jokes for intellectuals
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 11167864)
12 & 13?

12: Octal 31 = Decimal 25

Rather geekily I did get the rest of them, though not 13.

Here's another:

When it comes to binary there are only ten types of people, those who get it and those who don't.

ctfc Mar 11th 2014 5:03 pm

Re: Jokes for intellectuals
 
Found this explanation online:

Why it’s funny: Because Heisenberg is uncertain, Godel sees that the joke is logically incomplete, and Chomsky is an asshole. I mean, because Chomsky distinguishes between the joke itself and the linguistic performance.

Bahtatboy Mar 11th 2014 5:33 pm

Re: Jokes for intellectuals
 

Originally Posted by ctfc (Post 11168146)
Found this explanation online:

Why it’s funny: Because Heisenberg is uncertain, Godel sees that the joke is logically incomplete, and Chomsky is an asshole. I mean, because Chomsky distinguishes between the joke itself and the linguistic performance.

**** me, that just proves the theory that it's not funny if you have to explain it...

I got the rest, too, although I still don't understand 12. :confused:

Beakersful Mar 11th 2014 5:48 pm

Re: Jokes for intellectuals
 
I don't get the title.

Millhouse Mar 11th 2014 7:07 pm

Re: Jokes for intellectuals
 
Aren't jokes suppose to be funny?

Arcadia Mar 12th 2014 12:55 am

Re: Jokes for intellectuals
 

Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 11168347)
Aren't jokes suppose to be funny?

So you didn't laugh or even smile at any of them?

Bongoman2 Mar 12th 2014 4:49 am

Re: Jokes for intellectuals
 

Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 11168347)
Aren't jokes suppose to be funny?

Maybe you are a watcher, not a reader?

weasel decentral Mar 12th 2014 5:16 am

Re: Jokes for intellectuals
 

Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 11168347)
Aren't jokes suppose to be funny?

I managed a wry smile at one or two at least.

scrubbedexpat141 Mar 12th 2014 7:20 am

Re: Jokes for intellectuals
 
19 made me chuckle because it's the kind of thing I'd do on purpose.

Millhouse Mar 12th 2014 10:47 am

Re: Jokes for intellectuals
 

Originally Posted by Bongoman2 (Post 11168942)

neither

Dumbo Mar 12th 2014 11:29 am

Re: Jokes for intellectuals
 
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

An elephant.


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