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Old Aug 16th 2007, 6:22 am
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Guy driving along the A1 and sees a guy eating grass on the verge next to a Parking lay-by. Driver stops and says to the bloke 'Are you alright? Why are you eating grass?'

Guy replied in broken English 'I very poor, me have come from Afghanistan to escape persecution, come to UK for better life'

The driver says 'Aye but why eat grass' 'Me can't afford to eat' the Afghan replies.

Driver thinks to himself I can't leave this poor guy here, 'Howay pal come back to my house' Afghan says 'Can I bring wife and kids?' Driver 'Yeah why the hell not, bring them too' Afghan 'Can I bring wife's mother and father?' Driver 'yeah why not, fetch them too..'

Afghan says 'Can I bring cousin too and his wife we all need help'

Driver replies 'FFS pal how big a lawn do you think I've got?????'


well i laughed.

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Old Aug 16th 2007, 6:26 am
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Old Aug 16th 2007, 6:27 am
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Guy driving along the A1 and sees a guy eating grass on the verge next to a Parking lay-by. Driver stops and says to the bloke 'Are you alright? Why are you eating grass?'

Guy replied in broken English 'I very poor, me have come from Afghanistan to escape persecution, come to UK for better life'

The driver says 'Aye but why eat grass' 'Me can't afford to eat' the Afghan replies.

Driver thinks to himself I can't leave this poor guy here, 'Howay pal come back to my house' Afghan says 'Can I bring wife and kids?' Driver 'Yeah why the hell not, bring them too' Afghan 'Can I bring wife's mother and father?' Driver 'yeah why not, fetch them too..'

Afghan says 'Can I bring cousin too and his wife we all need help'

Driver replies 'FFS pal how big a lawn do you think I've got?????'


well i laughed.

(awaits to get slaughtered by the offended bus)
bloody brilliant
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Old Aug 16th 2007, 7:58 am
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Old Aug 16th 2007, 8:58 am
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