The "Joke of the day" Thread
Dec 1st 2008, 5:30 am
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And now one to offend the ladies...
What's the first thing a women does when she gets out of the battered wives center?
The dishes if she knows what's ****ing good for her!
What's the first thing a women does when she gets out of the battered wives center?
The dishes if she knows what's ****ing good for her!
Dec 1st 2008, 5:31 am
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Re: The "Joke of the day" Thread
What do people with ginger hair miss most at parties
The invite
The invite
Dec 1st 2008, 5:52 am
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Why do black youths where baggy jeans?
Dec 1st 2008, 5:55 am
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To conceal their guns?
Dec 1st 2008, 5:56 am
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Because their Knee Grows 
Dec 1st 2008, 6:01 am
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A Catholic priest checks into a hotel room and says to the receptionist: "I hope the porn channel is disabled".
"No, its just normal porn, you sick bastard," she replies.
"No, its just normal porn, you sick bastard," she replies.
Dec 1st 2008, 6:09 am
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The top 5 answers to the questions people asked Inselaffen about his wedding night:
5. Both, but it took practice.
4. Yes, but I'd never admit it.
3. Not for lack of trying.
2. Barely, but my back hurt for days afterwards.
1. Not like chicken, that's for sure.
5. Both, but it took practice.
4. Yes, but I'd never admit it.
3. Not for lack of trying.
2. Barely, but my back hurt for days afterwards.
1. Not like chicken, that's for sure.
Dec 1st 2008, 6:13 am
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What do you call a black guy with a stutter???
Dec 1st 2008, 6:24 am
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How do you swat 200 flies at one time?
Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Dec 1st 2008, 6:39 am
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How do you swat 200 flies at one time?
Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
Hit an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.
How do you get 20 Ethiopians in a phone box?
Put a tin of beans in there.
How do you get them out again?
Run past with the tin opener.
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Dec 1st 2008, 6:39 am
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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Dec 1st 2008, 6:40 am
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I'm not racist, racism is a crime, and crime is for black people
Dec 1st 2008, 6:41 am
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Dec 1st 2008, 6:43 am
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A man walks into a petrol station and says
"Can I please have a kitkat, chunky".
The lady behind the till gets him a kitkat chunky and brings it back to him.
"No" says the man. "I wanted a normal kitkat you fat bitch"
"Can I please have a kitkat, chunky".
The lady behind the till gets him a kitkat chunky and brings it back to him.
"No" says the man. "I wanted a normal kitkat you fat bitch"
Dec 1st 2008, 6:44 am
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What's white on top and black on bottom?
Society
Society