lionheart

Another fine drive secures his second consecutive Grand Prix victory, although only half points will be awarded in a rain affected race.

Cypselos

shame it's so damn difficult to get a stream to work - Speed TV for the start then some crazy spanish channel for the rest

Blue Cat

I thought it had been cancelled?

Ka Ora!

Rain stopped play, Due to the later than normal start times. The half of the race that was a race was amusing and interesting enough though. Ferrari goofed on Tyre choice towards the end.

BangleMan

It would be more interesting if his name was Benjamin ....

The Dean

I preferred the other half of the race............

Charismatic

People are still watching F1? Even as a car enthusiast I can't stand it now. FIA change the rules where week, teams don't get time to develop cars over consecutive seasons and steady drivers can't win the championship.

None of the drivers are interesting either, in press confrences they sit there in their freshly pressed racing suits reading a script without displaying even a hint of personality.

Even the tracks are boring now, they could build the tracks next to one another and they'd be exactly the same. Totally featureless expanses of gravel traps built to be kind to cars and drivers. Where are the banked turns, jumps and uneven surfaces?

this charming man

how did Jenson Button do tho?

Roadking

From my favorite web site...

The unveiling of the contenders for 2009 F1 season has led to disappointment amongst many motor racing fans with some questioning why they have to look like sort of crap F3000 cars from a few years ago. Now we can exclusively reveal the reason behind this – F1 is in fact going to become a sort of F3000-style lower formula, playing second fiddle to brand new top line race series being hatched in secret by the sport’s governing body.

We spoke to a man with this ear to the ground outside FIA headquarters in Paris; ‘Oh God, I’ve just put my head in a dog turd,’ he said. ‘Jesus, there’s actual shit in my ear. Errr, errr, errr…’ he added mysteriously.

Meanwhile, other spies close to those at the top of motor sport say the new series is intended to make racing more popular and in line with the trends of the day. ‘We’ve realised that Formula 1 is basically a bit too complicated and nerdy, especially for today’s increasingly stupid Heat magazine reading generation,’ said one source. ‘You never see Frank Williams coming out of a nightclub in London’s West End with two mystery blondes on his arm and this just won’t do. That’s why in future F1 will be secondary to our new pinnacle of motor sport formula which will feature entries from Team Beckham, Scuderia Katona and Jordan. The fake knockered model, rather than the fake haired Irish bloke.’

Mindful of the concern that such well known tabloid favourites have no actual experience of setting up and running a high level race team the FIA has already decided the new top formula will feature no actual cars. ‘Cars are too geeky,’ said one insider from inside something. ‘Instead, this exciting new race series will visit some of the most glamourous locations in the world, such as Monte Carlo, Melbourne and Barcelona, and at each place the teams will simply have to go out for the night and compete to see who can appear in the following day’s newspapers caught stumbling out of a club at 3am. It’s not only a lot cheaper than actual racing, it’s also perfectly atuned to our lucrative target audience of grunting thickos who pore over gossip magazines but have no idea of, say, the name of the Chancellor of the Exchequer.’

FIA spies say that, whilst plans for the new race series are well advanced, there is still some controversy over its name. ‘Clearly F1 is called that because it used to be the very top,’ said one mole. ‘That means we’re a bit stuck on numbers. At the moment we’re probably just going to call it F-Bling, although there is some worry that this sounds like it was invented by a retarded child. Funnily enough, it was actually thought of by a hyperactively troublesome small person. You know him. Bernard something or other…’