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Blue Cat Apr 30th 2009 2:57 pm

It's Thursday night ....
 
The diet coked is chilled, the ice bucket is full, the vodka at the ready ....

and my mate has gone into labour and she may need me!! some bloody friend she turned out to be, could she not wait til Sunday night?

shakh your bootie Apr 30th 2009 3:32 pm

Re: It's Thursday night ....
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 7529790)
The diet coked is chilled, the ice bucket is full, the vodka at the ready ....

and my mate has gone into labour and she may need me!! some bloody friend she turned out to be, could she not wait til Sunday night?

Sod her, have a drink. She ought to be able to do a simple thing like give birth without help, for god's sake.

Kim67 Apr 30th 2009 4:48 pm

Re: It's Thursday night ....
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 7529790)
The diet coked is chilled, the ice bucket is full, the vodka at the ready ....

and my mate has gone into labour and she may need me!! some bloody friend she turned out to be, could she not wait til Sunday night?

Just suck on her gas in the labour suite and you'll feel drunk........

deemi786 Apr 30th 2009 4:54 pm

Re: It's Thursday night ....
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 7529790)
The diet coked is chilled, the ice bucket is full, the vodka at the ready ....

and my mate has gone into labour and she may need me!! some bloody friend she turned out to be, could she not wait til Sunday night?

ill have it...the drink not the baby!

Blue Cat May 1st 2009 4:47 am

Re: It's Thursday night ....
 

Originally Posted by Kim67 (Post 7530064)
Just suck on her gas in the labour suite and you'll feel drunk........

all is fine, false alarm !!

Kim67 May 1st 2009 11:45 am

Re: It's Thursday night ....
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 7531531)
all is fine, false alarm !!

So is she still on deck?

Blue Cat May 1st 2009 11:46 am

Re: It's Thursday night ....
 

Originally Posted by Kim67 (Post 7532218)
So is she still on deck?

yep! pissed off but hanging in there :thumbup:

Jeeper May 1st 2009 12:06 pm

Re: It's Thursday night ....
 
No it's not.

Blue Cat May 1st 2009 12:27 pm

Re: It's Thursday night ....
 

Originally Posted by Jeeper (Post 7532264)
No it's not.

it was yesterday though :p

Madam Medusa May 1st 2009 3:12 pm

Re: It's Thursday night ....
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 7532223)
yep! pissed off but hanging in there :thumbup:

hope it's not a phantom pregnancy then...do they give phantom birth...?

MM, xx

Blue Cat May 1st 2009 4:42 pm

Re: It's Thursday night ....
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 7532729)
hope it's not a phantom pregnancy then...do they give phantom birth...?

MM, xx

nah she is defo preggers, I don't get that phantom pregnancy thing, I had a friend who lied about being pregnant years ago, what is the point? you always get found out in the end anyway. She had a phantom miscarriage, conveniently ...

Madam Medusa May 2nd 2009 3:11 am

Re: It's Thursday night ....
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 7532942)
nah she is defo preggers, I don't get that phantom pregnancy thing, I had a friend who lied about being pregnant years ago, what is the point? you always get found out in the end anyway. She had a phantom miscarriage, conveniently ...

yeah, it's so weird isn't it...i also don't understand those ones who don't know they are pregnant until they give birth, how the hell does that happen...

MM, xx

Jim Smith May 2nd 2009 4:19 am

Re: It's Thursday night ....
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 7534399)
yeah, it's so weird isn't it...i also don't understand those ones who don't know they are pregnant until they give birth, how the hell does that happen...

MM, xx

Usually claim they didn't know the gun was loaded!

Kim67 May 2nd 2009 4:39 am

Re: It's Thursday night ....
 

Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 7534399)
yeah, it's so weird isn't it...i also don't understand those ones who don't know they are pregnant until they give birth, how the hell does that happen...

MM, xx

Usually some fat bird with constant wind.......

Madam Medusa May 2nd 2009 7:02 am

Re: It's Thursday night ....
 

Originally Posted by Kim67 (Post 7534480)
Usually some fat bird with constant wind.......

hahahaha...too funny...

MM, xx


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