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Old Jul 7th 2013, 11:10 am
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Originally Posted by Scamp
Maybe the rule should be not to hit a 'lady'.
Aye, maybe. So bint slapping is OK?

Originally Posted by Blue Cat
got you now I will judge, I think he comes across as an arrogant self centred twat, and to be honest I have never liked her either.
Wasn't there some chat with him spending 10 mins inspecting and looking up her nose? So the question is, does she have a nose candy problem?
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Originally Posted by jam25mack
Aye, maybe. So bint slapping is OK?



Wasn't there some chat with him spending 10 mins inspecting and looking up her nose? So the question is, does she have a nose candy problem?
One way of loosing weight, I suppose...
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Originally Posted by jam25mack
Aye, maybe. So bint slapping is OK?



Wasn't there some chat with him spending 10 mins inspecting and looking up her nose? So the question is, does she have a nose candy problem?
One way of loosing weight, I suppose...
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Old Jul 7th 2013, 11:23 am
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Default Re: It's Saatchi-v-Lawson...........

Originally Posted by jam25mack
Aye, maybe. So bint slapping is OK?



Wasn't there some chat with him spending 10 mins inspecting and looking up her nose? So the question is, does she have a nose candy problem?
One way of loosing weight, I suppose...



(if you can't beat them)...
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Old Jul 7th 2013, 11:48 am
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Originally Posted by Kix
One way of loosing weight, I suppose...



(if you can't beat them)...
I thought we had agreed that you could beat them..... in certain circumstances??
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Originally Posted by jam25mack
I thought we had agreed that you could beat them..... in certain circumstances??
Only if you're an utter bastard.
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Originally Posted by Blue Cat
got you now I will judge, I think he comes across as an arrogant self centred twat, and to be honest I have never liked her either.
Haha, good...that's what this bored is best at.

I think he looks like a raging drunk. But I know little of him or her to be honest.

Originally Posted by jam25mack
Aye, maybe. So bint slapping is OK?



Wasn't there some chat with him spending 10 mins inspecting and looking up her nose? So the question is, does she have a nose candy problem?
Oh god, dangerous territory here. I think I'll stick to never hitting any woman, irrespective of how disgusting they are.
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Originally Posted by Scamp
Haha, good...that's what this bored is best at.

I think he looks like a raging drunk. But I know little of him or her to be honest.



Oh god, dangerous territory here. I think I'll stick to never hitting any woman, irrespective of how disgusting they are.
Advertising isn't known for its drunks....

The second part of your post, however.... If you have a misplaced urge to thump something, thump a wall. You'll only do it the one time.
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Originally Posted by Scamp
Oh god, dangerous territory here. I think I'll stick to never hitting any woman, irrespective of how disgusting they are.
OK, retracted!
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Originally Posted by jam25mack
OK, retracted!
Nobody can moan at you then.

Plus, if a woman was being an utter helmet I think I'd take pleasure for longer in walking away knowing I'm a better human being than the short term joy of flattening a horrible person.

Also....I've not been in many scraps in my time because I'd rather not fight if I can help it....so I might have a beast of a right hook and permanent damage could be the end result for the unlucky victim.
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Originally Posted by Scamp

Oh god, dangerous territory here. I think I'll stick to never hitting any woman, irrespective of how disgusting they are.
What if you can't tell if its a woman?
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Originally Posted by Theseus
What if you can't tell if its a woman?
If in doubt, go without....
Walking away is ALWAYS the best response.
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I hit my ex in the back with 4 pints of milk once. I just happened to be holidng it at the time, and massively lost my temper.
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Originally Posted by Theseus
I hit my ex in the back with 4 pints of milk once. I just happened to be holidng it at the time, and massively lost my temper.
Did it explode and go everywhere?
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Did it explode and go everywhere?
Actually no, maybe i didnt hit him hard enough.
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