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It's that "Number of Sexual Partners Survey"

Old Dec 18th 2011, 11:14 am
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Default It's that "Number of Sexual Partners Survey"

Er.......... shouldn't the numbers be virtually the same?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/relations...en-have-4.html
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Old Dec 18th 2011, 11:29 am
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As if anyone ever tells the truth anyway
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Old Dec 18th 2011, 12:09 pm
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As if anyone ever tells the truth anyway
as if anyone cares anyway ?
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Old Dec 18th 2011, 12:41 pm
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Default Re: It's that "Number of Sexual Partners Survey"

Surely "Not enough" is always the right answer.
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Default Re: It's that "Number of Sexual Partners Survey"

Men always seem interested though. Been asked this several times before.

I always say "more than mother theresa, less than madonna."

Now someone's gonna say "that mother Theresa was a right goer. Had 'er round the back of Barnasti many a time. She had more moves than madonna."
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Default Re: It's that "Number of Sexual Partners Survey"

Originally Posted by lullabelle View Post
Men always seem interested though. Been asked this several times before.

I always say "more than mother theresa, less than madonna."

Now someone's gonna say "that mother Theresa was a right goer. Had 'er round the back of Barnasti many a time. She had more moves than madonna."
Best not to mention her Hand of God technique...

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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy View Post
Surely "Not enough" is always the right answer.
more than your (female) partner, if you are a typically insecure male
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Originally Posted by weasel decentral View Post
more than your (female) partner, if you are a typically insecure male
If it wasn't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life...

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Default Re: It's that "Number of Sexual Partners Survey"

I once had the great misfortune to sit opposite Kevin Maxwell (son of the late Bob Maxwell) at a friend's 50th birthday party. His opening gambit? "How young were you when you lost your virginity? Probably not that young by the look of you."

Rather than dump my plate of delicious food on his fatuous and extremely rude head I opted for the ladylike departure and ate elsewhere on the table where the restaurant staff provided an extra seat. Funnily enough by the end of the meal there were lots of empty places around the aforementioned Kevin as an extra table had been joined to the existing seating arrangement. By the time dessert was served he seemed to have got the hint and disappeared, much to the relief of many who were there and otherwise enjoying a fabulous evening.

Back to the OP though. The survey results do seem to be nonsense but perhaps it just indicates that males seem to have intercourse more often and are more honest about it than females or they're just boasting. Or, of course, females are simply lying about the number of sexual partners they've had so they don't put prospective partners/husbands off.


I can't believe that I've just wasted this much time posting on the subject which is going to go nowhere.
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Default Re: It's that "Number of Sexual Partners Survey"

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I once had the great misfortune to sit opposite Kevin Maxwell (son of the late Bob Maxwell) at a friend's 50th birthday party. His opening gambit? "How young were you when you lost your virginity? Probably not that young by the look of you."

Rather than dump my plate of delicious food on his fatuous and extremely rude head I opted for the ladylike departure and ate elsewhere on the table where the restaurant staff provided an extra seat. Funnily enough by the end of the meal there were lots of empty places around the aforementioned Kevin as an extra table had been joined to the existing seating arrangement. By the time dessert was served he seemed to have got the hint and disappeared, much to the relief of many who were there and otherwise enjoying a fabulous evening.

Back to the OP though. The survey results do seem to be nonsense but perhaps it just indicates that males seem to have intercourse more often and are more honest about it than females or they're just boasting. Or, of course, females are simply lying about the number of sexual partners they've had so they don't put prospective partners/husbands off.


I can't believe that I've just wasted this much time posting on the subject which is going to go nowhere.
I remember getting off a plane in Dubai, and seeing that chump being escorted off by police. Anyway , it is likely that anything he said could be discounted as untruthful: Like father, like son....
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Old Dec 19th 2011, 1:49 am
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Yes - the only reason for posting was to check the maths, not enlighten anyone around here about sex............. surprising the journo didn't point it out (obviously still a virgin).
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2 - if I'm allowed to count my left and right have separately.
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2 - if I'm allowed to count my left and right have separately.
Can't see the keyboard clearly, Millhouse?
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Can't see the keyboard clearly, Millhouse?
too much wanking affects the eyesight. It seems that Mum was right afterall.
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Do animals count?

What if the girl was large enough to count as two people?
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