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The Dean Dec 18th 2011 11:14 am

It's that "Number of Sexual Partners Survey"
 
Er.......... shouldn't the numbers be virtually the same? :confused:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/relations...en-have-4.html

Meow Dec 18th 2011 11:29 am

Re: It's that "Number of Sexual Partners Survey"
 
As if anyone ever tells the truth anyway

HADENOUGHPIZZA Dec 18th 2011 12:09 pm

Re: It's that "Number of Sexual Partners Survey"
 

Originally Posted by Meow (Post 9795053)
As if anyone ever tells the truth anyway

as if anyone cares anyway ?:starsmile:

Bahtatboy Dec 18th 2011 12:41 pm

Re: It's that "Number of Sexual Partners Survey"
 
Surely "Not enough" is always the right answer.

lullabelle Dec 18th 2011 1:28 pm

Re: It's that "Number of Sexual Partners Survey"
 
Men always seem interested though. Been asked this several times before.

I always say "more than mother theresa, less than madonna."

Now someone's gonna say "that mother Theresa was a right goer. Had 'er round the back of Barnasti many a time. She had more moves than madonna."

Norm_uk Dec 18th 2011 6:49 pm

Re: It's that "Number of Sexual Partners Survey"
 

Originally Posted by lullabelle (Post 9795148)
Men always seem interested though. Been asked this several times before.

I always say "more than mother theresa, less than madonna."

Now someone's gonna say "that mother Theresa was a right goer. Had 'er round the back of Barnasti many a time. She had more moves than madonna."

Best not to mention her Hand of God technique...

N.

weasel decentral Dec 18th 2011 6:51 pm

Re: It's that "Number of Sexual Partners Survey"
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 9795120)
Surely "Not enough" is always the right answer.

more than your (female) partner, if you are a typically insecure male :)

Norm_uk Dec 18th 2011 6:56 pm

Re: It's that "Number of Sexual Partners Survey"
 

Originally Posted by weasel decentral (Post 9795414)
more than your (female) partner, if you are a typically insecure male :)

If it wasn't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life...

N.

hnd Dec 18th 2011 7:58 pm

Re: It's that "Number of Sexual Partners Survey"
 
I once had the great misfortune to sit opposite Kevin Maxwell (son of the late Bob Maxwell) at a friend's 50th birthday party. His opening gambit? "How young were you when you lost your virginity? Probably not that young by the look of you."

Rather than dump my plate of delicious food on his fatuous and extremely rude head I opted for the ladylike departure and ate elsewhere on the table where the restaurant staff provided an extra seat. Funnily enough by the end of the meal there were lots of empty places around the aforementioned Kevin as an extra table had been joined to the existing seating arrangement. By the time dessert was served he seemed to have got the hint and disappeared, much to the relief of many who were there and otherwise enjoying a fabulous evening.

Back to the OP though. The survey results do seem to be nonsense but perhaps it just indicates that males seem to have intercourse more often and are more honest about it than females or they're just boasting. Or, of course, females are simply lying about the number of sexual partners they've had so they don't put prospective partners/husbands off.


I can't believe that I've just wasted this much time posting on the subject which is going to go nowhere.

OleJanx Dec 18th 2011 9:37 pm

Re: It's that "Number of Sexual Partners Survey"
 

Originally Posted by hnd (Post 9795477)
I once had the great misfortune to sit opposite Kevin Maxwell (son of the late Bob Maxwell) at a friend's 50th birthday party. His opening gambit? "How young were you when you lost your virginity? Probably not that young by the look of you."

Rather than dump my plate of delicious food on his fatuous and extremely rude head I opted for the ladylike departure and ate elsewhere on the table where the restaurant staff provided an extra seat. Funnily enough by the end of the meal there were lots of empty places around the aforementioned Kevin as an extra table had been joined to the existing seating arrangement. By the time dessert was served he seemed to have got the hint and disappeared, much to the relief of many who were there and otherwise enjoying a fabulous evening.

Back to the OP though. The survey results do seem to be nonsense but perhaps it just indicates that males seem to have intercourse more often and are more honest about it than females or they're just boasting. Or, of course, females are simply lying about the number of sexual partners they've had so they don't put prospective partners/husbands off.


I can't believe that I've just wasted this much time posting on the subject which is going to go nowhere.

I remember getting off a plane in Dubai, and seeing that chump being escorted off by police. Anyway , it is likely that anything he said could be discounted as untruthful: Like father, like son....

The Dean Dec 19th 2011 1:49 am

Re: It's that "Number of Sexual Partners Survey"
 
Yes - the only reason for posting was to check the maths, not enlighten anyone around here about sex............. surprising the journo didn't point it out (obviously still a virgin).

Millhouse Dec 19th 2011 3:31 am

Re: It's that "Number of Sexual Partners Survey"
 
2 - if I'm allowed to count my left and right have separately.

Bahtatboy Dec 19th 2011 5:36 am

Re: It's that "Number of Sexual Partners Survey"
 

Originally Posted by Millhouse (Post 9795910)
2 - if I'm allowed to count my left and right have separately.

Can't see the keyboard clearly, Millhouse?

Millhouse Dec 19th 2011 5:38 am

Re: It's that "Number of Sexual Partners Survey"
 

Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 9796016)
Can't see the keyboard clearly, Millhouse?

too much wanking affects the eyesight. It seems that Mum was right afterall.

scrubbedexpat141 Dec 19th 2011 5:45 am

Re: It's that "Number of Sexual Partners Survey"
 
Do animals count?

What if the girl was large enough to count as two people?


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