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It's the "Heather Mills Caption Competition"!!!

Old Mar 19th 2008, 6:51 pm
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The Dean - I thinks everyone is frightened to make the first comment.

While some may think it is not funny to crack a cruel joke about Heather Mill's artificial leg or he collection, have a look at Heather Mill's own amputee forum, especially the funny amputee stories at:
http://www.heathermills.org/forum/index.php?showforum=9
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Default Re: It's the "Heather Mills Caption Competition"!!!

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The Dean - I thinks everyone is frightened to make the first comment.

While some may think it is not funny to crack a cruel joke about Heather Mill's artificial leg or he collection, have a look at Heather Mill's own amputee forum, especially the funny amputee stories at:
http://www.heathermills.org/forum/index.php?showforum=9
I agree MacScot - it would be shameful to make prosthetic jokes about her predicament.
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it looks like a still from Dr Who
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The Dean - I thinks everyone is frightened to make the first comment.

While some may think it is not funny to crack a cruel joke about Heather Mill's artificial leg or he collection, have a look at Heather Mill's own amputee forum, especially the funny amputee stories at:
http://www.heathermills.org/forum/index.php?showforum=9
Doesn't have to be a funny/cruel joke about her status as an amputee - it could be a funny comment about what she bought with her GBP 24.3m.........
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lovely leg's, pity about the brain.
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lovely leg's, pity about the brain.


or should it be nice legs, shame about the face
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"Mills blows McCartney payout in record time"
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" I asked or an arm and a leg and look what I got..........!!!"
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or should it be nice legs, shame about the face
i think she has a nice face, it's the nasty little brain she has inside it, but i suppose if we had the chance of a quick buck, we would take it.

bet she got legless when the sum was announced.
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Doesn't have to be a funny/cruel joke about her status as an amputee - it could be a funny comment about what she bought with her GBP 24.3m.........
OK - I wasn't having a dig at you. Agree..it's only a bit of harmless leg pulling.

Based on a joke from her own website forum, the caption could read:

"I've bought these new artificial legs for my friends for Christmas, but they are not the main presents - they are just stocking fillers!"
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She'll never be done for drunk driving.......she'll never be legless
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Mills refuses to reveal where she has stashed all the cash from the settlement.
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"only £24.3m settlement?? you're pulling my leg...!"

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Default Re: It's the "Heather Mills Caption Competition"!!!

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"only £24.3m settlement?? you're pulling my leg...!"

MM, xx
well nearly 8 mill was her own assets which she "earned" through her own hard graft

money grabbing beatch!
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