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The Dean Mar 19th 2008 6:51 pm

It's the "Heather Mills Caption Competition"!!!
 
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Join in and have fun!!!!

.... help yourselves .....

MacScot Mar 20th 2008 9:47 am

Re: It's the "Heather Mills Caption Competition"!!!
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 6085619)
Join in and have fun!!!!

.... help yourselves .....

The Dean - I thinks everyone is frightened to make the first comment.

While some may think it is not funny to crack a cruel joke about Heather Mill's artificial leg or he collection, have a look at Heather Mill's own amputee forum, especially the funny amputee stories at:
http://www.heathermills.org/forum/index.php?showforum=9

shakh your bootie Mar 20th 2008 9:58 am

Re: It's the "Heather Mills Caption Competition"!!!
 

Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 6088087)
The Dean - I thinks everyone is frightened to make the first comment.

While some may think it is not funny to crack a cruel joke about Heather Mill's artificial leg or he collection, have a look at Heather Mill's own amputee forum, especially the funny amputee stories at:
http://www.heathermills.org/forum/index.php?showforum=9

I agree MacScot - it would be shameful to make prosthetic jokes about her predicament.

Blue Cat Mar 20th 2008 10:02 am

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it looks like a still from Dr Who :rofl:

The Dean Mar 20th 2008 10:11 am

Re: It's the "Heather Mills Caption Competition"!!!
 

Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 6088087)
The Dean - I thinks everyone is frightened to make the first comment.

While some may think it is not funny to crack a cruel joke about Heather Mill's artificial leg or he collection, have a look at Heather Mill's own amputee forum, especially the funny amputee stories at:
http://www.heathermills.org/forum/index.php?showforum=9

Doesn't have to be a funny/cruel joke about her status as an amputee - it could be a funny comment about what she bought with her GBP 24.3m.........

the bat Mar 20th 2008 10:51 am

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lovely leg's, pity about the brain.

Blue Cat Mar 20th 2008 12:00 pm

Re: It's the "Heather Mills Caption Competition"!!!
 

Originally Posted by the bat (Post 6088301)
lovely leg's, pity about the brain.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

or should it be nice legs, shame about the face

blokeindubai Mar 20th 2008 1:39 pm

Re: It's the "Heather Mills Caption Competition"!!!
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 6085619)
Join in and have fun!!!!

.... help yourselves .....


"Mills blows McCartney payout in record time"

ScotsExpat Mar 20th 2008 1:41 pm

Re: It's the "Heather Mills Caption Competition"!!!
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 6085619)
Join in and have fun!!!!

.... help yourselves .....

" I asked or an arm and a leg and look what I got..........!!!" :rofl::rofl::rofl:

the bat Mar 20th 2008 2:12 pm

Re: It's the "Heather Mills Caption Competition"!!!
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 6088571)
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

or should it be nice legs, shame about the face

i think she has a nice face, it's the nasty little brain she has inside it, but i suppose if we had the chance of a quick buck, we would take it.

bet she got legless when the sum was announced.

MacScot Mar 20th 2008 2:27 pm

Re: It's the "Heather Mills Caption Competition"!!!
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 6088163)
Doesn't have to be a funny/cruel joke about her status as an amputee - it could be a funny comment about what she bought with her GBP 24.3m.........

OK - I wasn't having a dig at you. Agree..it's only a bit of harmless leg pulling.

Based on a joke from her own website forum, the caption could read:

"I've bought these new artificial legs for my friends for Christmas, but they are not the main presents - they are just stocking fillers!"

skyvan Mar 20th 2008 4:34 pm

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She'll never be done for drunk driving.......she'll never be legless;)

Inselaffen Mar 20th 2008 5:39 pm

Re: It's the "Heather Mills Caption Competition"!!!
 
Mills refuses to reveal where she has stashed all the cash from the settlement.

Madam Medusa Mar 20th 2008 6:18 pm

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"only £24.3m settlement?? you're pulling my leg...!"

MM, xx

Inselaffen Mar 20th 2008 6:32 pm

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa (Post 6090104)
"only £24.3m settlement?? you're pulling my leg...!"

MM, xx

well nearly 8 mill was her own assets which she "earned" through her own hard graft :rofl:

money grabbing beatch!


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