Insurance: make sure you have the right type
 

Make sure you get the correct insurance for the sex you are having.
Below is a list of companies below catering for most tastes:

Sex with your wife - Legal & General.
Sex on the telephone - Direct Line.
Sex with your Partner - Standard Life.
Sex with someone Different - Go Compare.
Sex with a lady of generous proportions - More Than.
Sex On the back seat of a car - Sheila's Wheels.
Sex with a posh bird - Privileged.
Sex with an OAP - Saga
Sex with a transvestite - confused.com

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In addition to the list above which I stole:

Sex resulting from the Ally Pally – China Life
Sex using two condoms – Prudential
Sex with a French skinhead – BNP Paribas
Sex with a Korean sailor – Hyundai Marine
Free sex, man – Liberty Mutual
Sex with a scabby Welshman – Dai-ichi Life
[someone do this for me] – Scottish Widows
Orgy with a load of fat people – XL Group
Only in the missionary position – Allchurches
Gay sex – Hiscox
Routine sex with the maid – Domestic & General

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:lol:


Sex with a Scotsman - Scottish Life
Sex with your six-fingered cousin - Norwich Union
Sex with a Moose - Canada Life

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Sex with a PM - Churchill

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Surely this is all Spam? - Run along back to your own world of Financial Services!

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Snuff sex – Axa?
Sex on a mountain – Zurich
Getting raped – all of them.

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I don't work in Financial Services.

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Neither do I. But then, as we know, its JackTheTwat...

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Hmm. Quite.

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I dare not publicly say how I immediately thought about completing the missing one (Scottish Widows) for you as even I am not that cold hearted, but let's just say it would probably have gone down like a Stella fart in the Burj Khalifa lift especially with some people who have intermittently praised and scolded us over the last few months...:o

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Consensual sex with a pensioner - Old Mutual

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Sex with Delie - Norwich Union
Sex with a Mexican - Aviva!
Sex with a senior sailor - Admiral

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Thinking about beastiality – Petplan

Speaking of which...

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:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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And of course you can't ignore the Erection All Risks insurance prevalent in the construction and heavy engineering industries. Risk? All hands to deck, more like.