Inappropriate behaviour finally clarified
 

In The National today there is a report which states basically that, nudity, kissing, holding hands, dancing and playing loud music is all indecent behviour and considered inappropriate by Dubai Government.:eek:

They'll have to close the city down then.........

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As long as phone sex and mobile masturbation is allowed, we're safe...

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[QUOTE=Squirty Cream;7382089]In The National today there is a report which states basically that, nudity, kissing, holding hands, dancing and playing loud music is all indecent behviour and considered inappropriate by Dubai Government.:eek:

They'll have to close the city down then


Uuuuum, they've made a fairly good start!

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[QUOTE=Eva;7382116]Exactly. There is a competition on at the moment to come up with the most ridiculous rules possible to further decimate any form of industry related to fun.....just can't be allowed to continue.

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so its cool for two male indian workers to hold hands, as there is nothing sexual in it, but not cool for a lawfully married couple..

obviously not, that's finger sex..

I hold my wife's hand all the time when we are shopping, its the only way I can stop her from buying things..

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[QUOTE=Squirty Cream;7382126]Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

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As long as it's ok to do one another behind closed doors, and i can't emphasize enough on the fact that it should be locked, as it were...

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How about cupping???
And oh, flirting is not even frowned upon...

What are you wearing, babeehhhh???

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do they not know how to make a bloody PDF then? why do they scan in a fax??

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I'm wearing warm clothes at the moment, as I'm in a bloody cold country..

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Are your nipples hard???

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Exactly. I'm sure they would ask for your marriage license for that.

What about local men sticking their tongues out to a woman? That's not explicitly stated and I'm sure they could get a pass for doing that.

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It's nice to see Dubai government instructing adults on how to conduct themselves!

How about the indecent driving, lack of manners when standing in a line, shouting on the mobile, staring and not minding your own business?

I'd like to see them issue a report about those things as well...

N.

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all those things are mentioned in that document...

I am wondering if this means that Ramadan will get strickter again...over the past years more and more places have stayed open during the day and you could see people on the beach for instance eating and drinking...maybe that will change now...

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What about when locals greet each other by kissing sometimes, they either do that nose thing or kiss each other on the cheeks - is that now banned then?

I also like the rule about queuing - being British I'm all for it, but can't see the Locals going for it, or other Asians for that matter, they just don't get it.

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I feel sorry for the cyclists... they are restricted to using cycle routes - but has anyone ever seen one?!

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Will the paper bags they're making us carry alcohol in be brown? :rofl:

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If you read the rules I think it says that married couples are allowed to hold hands but unmarried couples are not. Presumably two Indian males would not constitute a married couple so they had better watch out.

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When we flew back to Sharjah a few weeks ago these two little tarts just walked right to the front of the passport queue, in front of me and mrs spugsy, in fact she stood on my foot, I had to give her a gentle shove,

It was good to see the local guy come over and send them back to the queue, they really thought they could just do what they wanted.

And they weren't locals either.

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Even if they are locals they should still stand in the queue like the rest of the people. Didnt realise that they have the right to push in :sneaky: so does that mean that when I gave up the british passport I gave up the whole staning in whte queue thing EXCELLENT :eek::eek::eek:

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no-one pushed in in front of me, no-one, no matter if they are local or not.

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Spugsy, I think I have told everyone on here the story of the Scandinavian guy who refused to let a local jump the queue at Immigration. He was deported within one week, simply because the local happened to be well connected. Think before you act over here.

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in dubai nope...

AD corniche has one, if you can get all the plebs to stop walking and jogging on it..

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But my booze gets delivered in black bin liners... Do I have to be careful now???

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There is a cycle path down Jumeirah Beach Road, not that i'd want to use though. Drivers along there are totally insane!

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or the one along 32nd st.

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The kissing cheeks greeting is arab tradition its not just UAE.

As with queues, its like people here don't know what that word means.

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Well that drugs rule pretty much rules out many modern medical practises :confused:. Whoever wrote that code of conduct should be taken out into the desert (or man made forest) and killed until dead.

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If those things are mentioned the jails will be full of rude drivers and people who stare...

That's not going to happen though. It's more degrading and dangerous to their society for a woman to wear a spaghetti strap top in a mall and mind her own business than for mad men to drive like...well, mad men.

Still it's their country...most of us won't stay forever and come from far more open places so no big deal if they want to live in a place where common human signs of affection and love are illegal in public.

N.

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The french also kiss when greeting.

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aye, with tongues :)

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Lol , French Kissing, always makes me laugh, remember when you were young and yr friends asked you, so did you french kiss him?

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My friends never asked me if I frenched kissed him.

Did you shag him; yes, french kiss; no.

I was confused but I'm better now.:confused: