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Squirty Cream Mar 15th 2009 6:35 pm

Inappropriate behaviour finally clarified
 
In The National today there is a report which states basically that, nudity, kissing, holding hands, dancing and playing loud music is all indecent behviour and considered inappropriate by Dubai Government.:eek:

They'll have to close the city down then.........

Confucius Mar 15th 2009 6:42 pm

Re: Inappropriate behaviour finally clarified
 

Originally Posted by Squirty Cream (Post 7382089)
In The National today there is a report which states basically that, nudity, kissing, holding hands, dancing and playing loud music is all indecent behviour and considered inappropriate by Dubai Government.:eek:

They'll have to close the city down then.........

As long as phone sex and mobile masturbation is allowed, we're safe...

Eva Mar 15th 2009 6:44 pm

Re: Inappropriate behaviour finally clarified
 
[QUOTE=Squirty Cream;7382089]In The National today there is a report which states basically that, nudity, kissing, holding hands, dancing and playing loud music is all indecent behviour and considered inappropriate by Dubai Government.:eek:

They'll have to close the city down then


Uuuuum, they've made a fairly good start!

Squirty Cream Mar 15th 2009 6:50 pm

Re: Inappropriate behaviour finally clarified
 
[QUOTE=Eva;7382116]

Originally Posted by Squirty Cream (Post 7382089)
In The National today there is a report which states basically that, nudity, kissing, holding hands, dancing and playing loud music is all indecent behviour and considered inappropriate by Dubai Government.:eek:

They'll have to close the city down then


Uuuuum, they've made a fairly good start!

Exactly. There is a competition on at the moment to come up with the most ridiculous rules possible to further decimate any form of industry related to fun.....just can't be allowed to continue.

admon Mar 15th 2009 6:56 pm

Re: Inappropriate behaviour finally clarified
 

Originally Posted by Squirty Cream (Post 7382089)
In The National today there is a report which states basically that, nudity, kissing, holding hands, dancing and playing loud music is all indecent behviour and considered inappropriate by Dubai Government.:eek:

They'll have to close the city down then.........

so its cool for two male indian workers to hold hands, as there is nothing sexual in it, but not cool for a lawfully married couple..

obviously not, that's finger sex..

I hold my wife's hand all the time when we are shopping, its the only way I can stop her from buying things..

MacScot Mar 15th 2009 6:58 pm

Re: Inappropriate behaviour finally clarified
 
[QUOTE=Squirty Cream;7382126]

Originally Posted by Eva (Post 7382116)

Exactly. There is a competition on at the moment to come up with the most ridiculous rules possible to further decimate any form of industry related to fun.....just can't be allowed to continue.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

benzonar Mar 15th 2009 6:59 pm

Re: Inappropriate behaviour finally clarified
 
New rules in full apparently

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benzonar Mar 15th 2009 7:05 pm

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Confucius Mar 15th 2009 7:05 pm

Re: Inappropriate behaviour finally clarified
 
As long as it's ok to do one another behind closed doors, and i can't emphasize enough on the fact that it should be locked, as it were...

Confucius Mar 15th 2009 7:32 pm

Re: Inappropriate behaviour finally clarified
 

Originally Posted by admon (Post 7382207)
I note that it says petting is an offence, yet it doesn't even mention anal?

How about cupping???
And oh, flirting is not even frowned upon...

What are you wearing, babeehhhh???

Spugsy Mar 15th 2009 7:33 pm

Re: Inappropriate behaviour finally clarified
 
do they not know how to make a bloody PDF then? why do they scan in a fax??

admon Mar 15th 2009 7:39 pm

Re: Inappropriate behaviour finally clarified
 

Originally Posted by Confucius (Post 7382233)
How about cupping???
And oh, flirting is not even frowned upon...

What are you wearing, babeehhhh???

I'm wearing warm clothes at the moment, as I'm in a bloody cold country..

Confucius Mar 15th 2009 7:48 pm

Re: Inappropriate behaviour finally clarified
 

Originally Posted by admon (Post 7382254)
I'm wearing warm clothes at the moment, as I'm in a bloody cold country..

Are your nipples hard???

DaWarrior Mar 15th 2009 10:10 pm

Re: Inappropriate behaviour finally clarified
 

Originally Posted by admon (Post 7382147)
so its cool for two male indian workers to hold hands, as there is nothing sexual in it, but not cool for a lawfully married couple..

obviously not, that's finger sex..

I hold my wife's hand all the time when we are shopping, its the only way I can stop her from buying things..

Exactly. I'm sure they would ask for your marriage license for that.

What about local men sticking their tongues out to a woman? That's not explicitly stated and I'm sure they could get a pass for doing that.

Norm_uk Mar 16th 2009 3:56 am

Re: Inappropriate behaviour finally clarified
 

Originally Posted by Squirty Cream (Post 7382089)
In The National today there is a report which states basically that, nudity, kissing, holding hands, dancing and playing loud music is all indecent behviour and considered inappropriate by Dubai Government.:eek:

They'll have to close the city down then.........

It's nice to see Dubai government instructing adults on how to conduct themselves!

How about the indecent driving, lack of manners when standing in a line, shouting on the mobile, staring and not minding your own business?

I'd like to see them issue a report about those things as well...

N.


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