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claimsboys Jan 25th 2013 9:06 am

An inappropriate answer.
 
WIFE:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?


HUSBAND:

Definitely not!


WIFE:

Why not - don't you like being married?


HUSBAND:

Of course I do.


WIFE:

Then why wouldn't you remarry?


HUSBAND:

Okay, I'd get married again.


WIFE:

You would? (With a hurtful look on her face).


HUSBAND:

(Makes audible groan).


WIFE:

Would you live in our house?


HUSBAND:

Sure, it's a great house.


WIFE:

Would you sleep with her in our bed?


HUSBAND:

Where else would we sleep?


WIFE:

Would you let her drive my car?


HUSBAND:
Probably, it is almost new.

WIFE:

Would you replace my pictures with hers?


HUSBAND:

That would seem like the proper thing to do.


WIFE:

Would she use my golf clubs?


HUSBAND:

No, she's left-handed.


WIFE:
- silence - -


HUSBAND:
Shit! ....

Bahtatboy Jan 25th 2013 11:54 am

Re: An inappropriate answer.
 
:rofl::rofl::rofl:

Blue Cat Jan 26th 2013 8:00 am

Re: An inappropriate answer.
 
:rofl:


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