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I'm shorry, occifer, but...

Old Aug 24th 2010, 2:47 pm
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...I had to dash out to Tes...Tes... Tes...ASDA to get some shcrewdrivers coz my cat's s's's'stuck under the boorfloards. I've only had a ffffew to drink and I know I probably shouldn't be driiiiving, hic...

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Old Aug 24th 2010, 3:39 pm
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...I had to dash out to Tes...Tes... Tes...ASDA to get some shcrewdrivers coz my cat's s's's'stuck under the boorfloards. I've only had a ffffew to drink and I know I probably shouldn't be driiiiving, hic...

http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/articles.a...ntid=154425495
Funny story about the cat and all of course, but I'm disappointed in a way. If he had been falling over drunk I could have understood why it made it into the papers, but 83 milligrams per 100ml of blood when the limit is 80 milligrams. Come on...give the guy a break!
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Old Aug 25th 2010, 5:42 am
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I liked the Irish breathalyser test on a drunk...

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Old Aug 25th 2010, 7:01 am
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I liked the Irish breathalyser test on a drunk...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3N01v-VCpYw&p
That's so real its scary..
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Old Aug 25th 2010, 5:31 pm
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I heard a story of a bloke in the UK who was stopped by the police. When the officer asked if he had been drinking, he picked up a nearby traffic cone and bellowed "YEEEESSSS!!!" into it. Not funny, really...
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He should chuck the cat in the bin - tht'll stop it going under the floorboards.
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