I'm shorry, occifer, but...
Aug 24th 2010, 2:47 pm
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I'm shorry, occifer, but...
...I had to dash out to Tes...Tes... Tes...ASDA to get some shcrewdrivers coz my cat's s's's'stuck under the boorfloards. I've only had a ffffew to drink and I know I probably shouldn't be driiiiving, hic...
http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/articles.a...ntid=154425495
http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/articles.a...ntid=154425495
Aug 24th 2010, 3:39 pm
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Re: I'm shorry, occifer, but...
...I had to dash out to Tes...Tes... Tes...ASDA to get some shcrewdrivers coz my cat's s's's'stuck under the boorfloards. I've only had a ffffew to drink and I know I probably shouldn't be driiiiving, hic...
http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/articles.a...ntid=154425495
http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/articles.a...ntid=154425495
Aug 25th 2010, 5:42 am
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Re: I'm shorry, occifer, but...
I liked the Irish breathalyser test on a drunk...
Aug 25th 2010, 7:01 am
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Re: I'm shorry, occifer, but...
Aug 25th 2010, 5:31 pm
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Re: I'm shorry, occifer, but...
I heard a story of a bloke in the UK who was stopped by the police. When the officer asked if he had been drinking, he picked up a nearby traffic cone and bellowed "YEEEESSSS!!!" into it. Not funny, really...
Aug 26th 2010, 4:13 am
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Re: I'm shorry, occifer, but...
He should chuck the cat in the bin - tht'll stop it going under the floorboards.
