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Bahtatboy

Aug 24th 2010 2:47 pm

I'm shorry, occifer, but...

...I had to dash out to Tes...Tes... Tes...ASDA to get some shcrewdrivers coz my cat's s's's'stuck under the boorfloards. I've only had a ffffew to drink and I know I probably shouldn't be driiiiving, hic...

http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/articles.a...ntid=154425495

norsk

Aug 24th 2010 3:39 pm

Re: I'm shorry, occifer, but...

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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy (Post 8799738)

Funny story about the cat and all of course, but I'm disappointed in a way. If he had been falling over drunk I could have understood why it made it into the papers, but 83 milligrams per 100ml of blood when the limit is 80 milligrams. Come on...give the guy a break!

MacScot

Aug 25th 2010 5:42 am

Re: I'm shorry, occifer, but...

I liked the Irish breathalyser test on a drunk...:D

Grace O Malley

Aug 25th 2010 7:01 am

Re: I'm shorry, occifer, but...

Quote:

Originally Posted by MacScot (Post 8801452)

I liked the Irish breathalyser test on a drunk...:D

http://youtube.com/watch?v=3N01v-VCpYw&p

That's so real its scary..

littlejimmy

Aug 25th 2010 5:31 pm

Re: I'm shorry, occifer, but...

I heard a story of a bloke in the UK who was stopped by the police. When the officer asked if he had been drinking, he picked up a nearby traffic cone and bellowed "YEEEESSSS!!!" into it. Not funny, really...:rofl:

Bijilo123

Aug 26th 2010 4:13 am

Re: I'm shorry, occifer, but...

He should chuck the cat in the bin - tht'll stop it going under the floorboards.

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