I'm shorry, occifer, but...
...I had to dash out to Tes...Tes... Tes...ASDA to get some shcrewdrivers coz my cat's s's's'stuck under the boorfloards. I've only had a ffffew to drink and I know I probably shouldn't be driiiiving, hic...
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Re: I'm shorry, occifer, but...
Originally Posted by Bahtatboy
(Post 8799738)
...I had to dash out to Tes...Tes... Tes...ASDA to get some shcrewdrivers coz my cat's s's's'stuck under the boorfloards. I've only had a ffffew to drink and I know I probably shouldn't be driiiiving, hic...
http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/articles.a...ntid=154425495 |
Re: I'm shorry, occifer, but...
I liked the Irish breathalyser test on a drunk...:D
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Re: I'm shorry, occifer, but...
Originally Posted by MacScot
(Post 8801452)
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Re: I'm shorry, occifer, but...
I heard a story of a bloke in the UK who was stopped by the police. When the officer asked if he had been drinking, he picked up a nearby traffic cone and bellowed "YEEEESSSS!!!" into it. Not funny, really...:rofl:
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Re: I'm shorry, occifer, but...
He should chuck the cat in the bin - tht'll stop it going under the floorboards.
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