ikea furniture
Jan 11th 2009, 2:49 pm
#32
BE Forum Addict
Joined: Oct 2007
Location: Khaladiya Abu Dhabi
Posts: 4,181
Jan 12th 2009, 3:45 am
#33
Forum Regular
Thread Starter
Joined: Mar 2008
Posts: 178
Re: ikea furniture
does anyone have anything to add that may actually result in my furniture being made? thanks 
Jan 12th 2009, 5:51 am
#35
**** it we'll do it live
Joined: Oct 2004
Location: Dubai
Posts: 7,892
Re: ikea furniture
2) Take only included tool in Ikea package out
3) Take only included screws/bolts/fasteners out of ikea package
4) Attach only included screw/bolts or fastenings to the glaringly obvious holes in your flat packed furniture using said only included tool.
5) Marvel at your skill level once furniture is built
6) replace thumb in arse
Jan 12th 2009, 6:30 am
#36
Forum Regular
Thread Starter
Joined: Mar 2008
Posts: 178
Re: ikea furniture
1) Pull thumb out of arse
2) Take only included tool in Ikea package out
3) Take only included screws/bolts/fasteners out of ikea package
4) Attach only included screw/bolts or fastenings to the glaringly obvious holes in your flat packed furniture using said only included tool.
5) Marvel at your skill level once furniture is built
6) replace thumb in arse
2) Take only included tool in Ikea package out
3) Take only included screws/bolts/fasteners out of ikea package
4) Attach only included screw/bolts or fastenings to the glaringly obvious holes in your flat packed furniture using said only included tool.
5) Marvel at your skill level once furniture is built
6) replace thumb in arse
