If you were going to get a famous quote as a Tattoo, what would you have?
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Re: If you were going to get a famous quote as a Tattoo, what would you have?
how about 'if you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball'
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Re: If you were going to get a famous quote as a Tattoo, what would you have?
Im getting 'Lionheart is a twat' tattooed on my back tomorrow...
#19
Re: If you were going to get a famous quote as a Tattoo, what would you have?
I was thinking of "If you can read this, the bitch fell off!" on my back.
And "So did my tshirt" a bit lower down.
Mrs RK would need to have "I'm the bitch that fell off" but I don't think she'll agree, so maybe I'll just have a tshirt done instead...
without the tshirt bit of course cause that would just be silly.
Is cotton good for tshirts or would spandex be better?
And "So did my tshirt" a bit lower down.
Mrs RK would need to have "I'm the bitch that fell off" but I don't think she'll agree, so maybe I'll just have a tshirt done instead...
without the tshirt bit of course cause that would just be silly.
Is cotton good for tshirts or would spandex be better?
#20
Re: If you were going to get a famous quote as a Tattoo, what would you have?
"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits."
Albert Einstein
#21
Re: If you were going to get a famous quote as a Tattoo, what would you have?
Any decent tattooist worth his or her salt is never going to tattoo anyone hammered - one because of tattoo remorse and secondly and more importantly the capillaries rise to the top of the skin with booze and you end up with a sailor mess.... Leading to point one... I have a few on my back and want more.... Very addictive lifestyle. As for a quote it has to be Churchill (if I weeren't going the Japanese route in theme - perhaps "Although prepared for martyrdom, I preferred that it be postponed."
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I heard a rumour that BangleMan was going to have his name tattooed along his todger but gave up on the idea when the tattooist said there was only enough room to tattoo the letters "Bang"
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Re: If you were going to get a famous quote as a Tattoo, what would you have?
"You're fired" by Sugar Daddy hahahaha
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Re: If you were going to get a famous quote as a Tattoo, what would you have?
How about this:
"I am an idiot and I am completely unable to grasp how awful the tattoo is going to look when I'm a fat, balding fifty-year old."
"I am an idiot and I am completely unable to grasp how awful the tattoo is going to look when I'm a fat, balding fifty-year old."
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Re: If you were going to get a famous quote as a Tattoo, what would you have?
shame you are 27 characters short of what it actually says....
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Re: If you were going to get a famous quote as a Tattoo, what would you have?
"if you want to make god laugh, tell him your plans..." ~ woody allen
Last edited by still.unsure; May 9th 2009 at 7:50 am. Reason: oops... needed rewording to be right...