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Old Mar 15th 2010, 12:33 pm
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yes avenue Q is very funny! something abouta mupet swearing that jsut brings out teh naughty kid in me and just sniggered my whole way through it!
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Old Mar 15th 2010, 6:04 pm
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Originally Posted by littlejimmy
I dare you to look up the definition of "iglooing".
you have made my evening.

But why... I mean if you want to be ass fuc.ked by something cold what is wrong with a mini milk or a chilled dildo. why freeze poo?
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww w

and i don't know many men that would fancy an igloo slap! and never ever say yes to a Boston pancake- there is some weird sh*t on that site!

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Anyone up for a Boston Eclair?
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Originally Posted by edinburger
Anyone up for a Boston Eclair?
..and one just above it..

Boston Digger: You got some chick on all fours and your giving it to her hard and she cant handle it and her arms give away and her face grinds across the bed.

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Old Mar 16th 2010, 9:10 am
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I "christened" my pool table last week. What's that called?
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Old Mar 16th 2010, 9:16 am
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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy
I "christened" my pool table last week. What's that called?
Depends on the ball contact you had.
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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy
I "christened" my pool table last week. What's that called?
Wanking off over a pool table.
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Old Mar 16th 2010, 9:21 am
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Originally Posted by littlejimmy
Wanking off over a pool table.
You've got the wrong end of the stick...
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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy
I "christened" my pool table last week. What's that called?
hardon the knees
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Old Mar 16th 2010, 9:23 am
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Originally Posted by Roadking
Depends on the ball contact you had.
In off pink, narrowly missing the brown.
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Old Mar 16th 2010, 9:25 am
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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy
In off pink, narrowly missing the brown.
Any double kissing?
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Originally Posted by littlejimmy
Wanking off over a pool table.
Guess that's what they mean by a ball in hand...
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Old Mar 16th 2010, 9:35 am
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Originally Posted by Roadking
Any double kissing?
Lots. Need to use more chalk next time.
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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy
Lots. Need to use more chalk next time.
Yep, need lots of chalk for a good screw.
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