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Old Jun 13th 2013, 5:16 pm
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This is just insane... why can no one answer a simple bloody question if it is some how about religion...

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What a total, absolute load of bollocks darling!
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Absolutely bonkers. And scary.

Strangely enough, I'm expecting the red one to somehow identify with these people.
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I'm lost for words! There are some mental people out there.
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brainwashing
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That's child abuse pure and simple. Those schools should be banned.
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Those poor children. They will be a laughingstock once they get out of this institution.
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it seems I missed something...story of my life
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This is astounding, absolutely astounding.......
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At 40 seconds, she says thank God for cheeses.

I like a bit of stilton myself.
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This is just insane... why can no one answer a simple bloody question if it is some how about religion...

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I suppose it is me who was implicated in this thread. Well, funny you brought this subject up because I’d once written an article about it under the title “Why Christians should thank God in their prayers for revealing the Quran”

In that small article I discussed the subject of Time according to Quran. The basic Quranic concept of days being different from each other in their duration. For example, in Quran there is a mention of a particular day that was the equivalent of one thousand years in human calculations. There was also a reference to another day that was equivalent to fifty thousands years in human calculations. The fact of matter is, according to those statements in the Quran, Time is not a constant entity (as scientists came to understand in the past century) . Therefore, the Biblical concept of the earth being created in six days can be understood properly in view of those Quranic idea of Time . In other words, the six days mentioned in the Bible are of different durations to our days.

This is just one example as to why Islam believes that Christians in the day of reckoning will be questioned and they will be found guilty as to why they didn’t head the teaching of Jesus who told them to follow the forthcoming revelation from the creator which would come to complete his message.

They will be questioned as to why they instead tampered with those teachings of Jesus, and shot themselves in the foot by declaring that Jesus himself was the God and that there was no more revelation!!
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I suppose it is me who was implicated in this thread. Well, funny you brought this subject up because I’d once written an article about it under the title “Why Christians should thank God in their prayers for revealing the Quran”

In that small article I discussed the subject of Time according to Quran. The basic Quranic concept of days being different from each other in their duration. For example, in Quran there is a mention of a particular day that was the equivalent of one thousand years in human calculations. There was also a reference to another day that was equivalent to fifty thousands years in human calculations. The fact of matter is, according to those statements in the Quran, Time is not a constant entity (as scientists came to understand in the past century) . Therefore, the Biblical concept of the earth being created in six days can be understood properly in view of those Quranic idea of Time . In other words, the six days mentioned in the Bible are of different durations to our days.

This is just one example as to why Islam believes that Christians in the day of reckoning will be questioned and they will be found guilty as to why they didn’t head the teaching of Jesus who told them to follow the forthcoming revelation from the creator which would come to complete his message.

They will be questioned as to why they instead tampered with those teachings of Jesus, and shot themselves in the foot by declaring that Jesus himself was the God and that there was no more revelation!!
Couple of questions / comments / requests - as you will...

1 - I'd like to learn more about your own beliefs and your knowledge of Islam - but I can't make head nor tail of your answers - can you be more clear and easily understood?

2 - I am impressed with the insight into the (special) relativity of time. Which one of us are approaching the speed of light? Me, you, the observer or someone else? Or is there some other measurable rationale behind such an occurrence?

3 - You have really done it again - what on earth (or in heaven) was your answer about?
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I suppose it is me who was implicated in this thread. Well, funny you brought this subject up because I’d once written an article about it under the title “Why Christians should thank God in their prayers for revealing the Quran”

In that small article I discussed the subject of Time according to Quran. The basic Quranic concept of days being different from each other in their duration. For example, in Quran there is a mention of a particular day that was the equivalent of one thousand years in human calculations. There was also a reference to another day that was equivalent to fifty thousands years in human calculations. The fact of matter is, according to those statements in the Quran, Time is not a constant entity (as scientists came to understand in the past century) . Therefore, the Biblical concept of the earth being created in six days can be understood properly in view of those Quranic idea of Time . In other words, the six days mentioned in the Bible are of different durations to our days.

This is just one example as to why Islam believes that Christians in the day of reckoning will be questioned and they will be found guilty as to why they didn’t head the teaching of Jesus who told them to follow the forthcoming revelation from the creator which would come to complete his message.

They will be questioned as to why they instead tampered with those teachings of Jesus, and shot themselves in the foot by declaring that Jesus himself was the God and that there was no more revelation!!
You do realise that religion is just a made up fairytale bollocks don't you?
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Jewish mate posted on his facebook page a religious paper/test written by his 9 year old son.

Daf Parashah Year 6 - from what I can tell it bangs on about King of Edom, Moshe and magic powers being bitten by snakes and how it helped when his mum was in hospital.

Have to agree with be76
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Originally Posted by britexpat76 View Post
You do realise that religion is just a made up fairytale bollocks don't you?
" Life, what is it but a dream? "
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