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If If you were a brand, which one would you be?

Old Dec 5th 2013, 2:59 pm
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Originally Posted by Ethos83
I thought about this for a long time till I realised what the problem was.

I'm not a brand. I'm a one-off. Custom made to order
Nice. Original .
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Default Re: If If you were a brand, which one would you be?

Apparently the folks went to the stork's office and filled out a list of priorities: male please as we already have a daughter, must be blond, no more than 185cm at maturity, if he's fat we're taking him back, brains are important but no intellectuals please as we're not having spoiled teenage commies in the house.

Were they happy with what was delivered?

Originally Posted by Alexa
Nice. Original .

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Default Re: If If you were a brand, which one would you be?

Originally Posted by Ethos83
Apparently the folks went to the stork's office and filled out a list of priorities: male please as we already have a daughter, must be blond, no more than 185cm at maturity, if he's fat we're taking him back, brains are important but no intellectuals please as we're not having spoiled teenage commies in the house.

Were they happy with what was delivered?
I can see what boxes they ticked:

Towheaded, White, Attenuate, Thinker
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Default Re: If If you were a brand, which one would you be?

Originally Posted by Millhouse
I can see what boxes they ticked:

Towheaded, White, Attenuate, Thinker
I see what you did there.
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Default Re: If If you were a brand, which one would you be?

Originally Posted by Ethos83
I thought about this for a long time till I realised what the problem was.

I'm not a brand. I'm a one-off. Custom made to order
Originally Posted by Ethos83
Apparently the folks went to the stork's office and filled out a list of priorities: male please as we already have a daughter, must be blond, no more than 185cm at maturity, if he's fat we're taking him back, brains are important but no intellectuals please as we're not having spoiled teenage commies in the house.

Were they happy with what was delivered?
Originally Posted by Millhouse
I can see what boxes they ticked:

Towheaded, White, Attenuate, Thinker


I'd like to add;

Humble, Eloquent, Lean, Matchless, Engaging, Twinset
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Default Re: If If you were a brand, which one would you be?

Originally Posted by Norm_uk
I would be Dunhill.

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I would be Dunhill.

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Victoria's Secret.

Uplifting, and a tight fit.

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Default Re: If If you were a brand, which one would you be?

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You're a cheap fag?
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Default Re: If If you were a brand, which one would you be?

Originally Posted by Dumbo
Victoria's Secret.

Uplifting, and a... tight fit.
... handful?
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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy
... handful?
weird it went into white text
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Default Re: If If you were a brand, which one would you be?

Not a brand, but what about a nice pearl necklace..
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