I need to write my CV...

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Sep 18th 2008, 7:35 am

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MataHari

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Re: I need to write my CV...

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Originally Posted by TGFKASE

Well, lets see the ad and we can 'ghost write' the CV for you....

I'd hate to see what you would come up with...

Sep 18th 2008, 7:40 am

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TGFKASE

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Re: I need to write my CV...

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I'd hate to see what you would come up with...

My specialty is resignation letters, but I have been known to do a cracking CV every now and then....

Sep 18th 2008, 7:42 am

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Re: I need to write my CV...

so when do you start with KFC then?

what branch?

Sep 18th 2008, 7:43 am

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MataHari

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Re: I need to write my CV...

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so when do you start with KFC then?

what branch?

you're fired...

Sep 18th 2008, 7:48 am

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Re: I need to write my CV...

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you're fired...

Oooh...you sound like Alan Sugar!

Sep 18th 2008, 8:00 am

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Re: I need to write my CV...

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa

it's not dishonesty, it's called pr spin...

MM, xx

Like the degrees I got from a company in India after filling in on-line multi choices?

Luckily I've never bothered looking up if it was real, call me nieve if you will but this one time I'm a trusting person, let's hope I hav't been exploited

.

Now who wan't to come and catch a butterfly with a net?

Sep 18th 2008, 8:23 am

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Re: I need to write my CV...

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa

it's not dishonesty, it's called pr spin...

MM, xx

PR people are scum!
or is it HR people?

Sep 18th 2008, 8:26 am

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Re: I need to write my CV...

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PR people are scum!
or is it HR people?

Both, innit???

Sep 18th 2008, 8:27 am

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Re: I need to write my CV...

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Originally Posted by Inselaffen

PR people are scum!
or is it HR people?

sod off...you can cancel my place at dinner tomorrow...

MM, xx

Sep 18th 2008, 8:28 am

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Re: I need to write my CV...

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sod off...you can cancel my place at dinner tomorrow...

MM, xx

you go girl!!

Sep 18th 2008, 8:32 am

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Re: I need to write my CV...

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Originally Posted by Madam Medusa

sod off...you can cancel my place at dinner tomorrow...

MM, xx

I will employ some pr person to apply some spin here so you won't cancel

Sep 18th 2008, 8:44 am

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Re: I need to write my CV...

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Originally Posted by MataHari

It's time to get my ass into gear and start working for a living...

And it's about bloody time too

Sep 18th 2008, 10:44 am

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Re: I need to write my CV...

Why do you need a CV?

Self-employed is the way to go..............

Sep 18th 2008, 10:45 am

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MataHari

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Re: I need to write my CV...

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Why do you need a CV?

Self-employed is the way to go..............

would you hire me then...

Sep 18th 2008, 11:47 am

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Re: I need to write my CV...

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would you hire me then...

Of course.

You're intelligent, quick-witted and nobody's fool.

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