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Bahtatboy Apr 6th 2013 9:11 pm

I need a hat
 
For wearing in the evening when I go out, but wearable indoors (in the bar, casino and the like), coz: the bar I'm in right now is cold, it's chilly outside when I walk to the other bar in town, I've got bugger-all hair left and I've got a skin condition that's left my crown looking unsightly. My trilby is out of place here, my small Stetson is too flamboyant, and I'm not going to wear a baseball cap.

Suggestions please :D

Bob Apr 7th 2013 1:54 am

Re: I need a hat
 
Flat/rain cap?

The Dean Apr 7th 2013 2:38 am

Re: I need a hat
 
Sorry............. you mention that you're going bald, and that you have an unsightly head, but nothing can justify wearing a hat indoors........ take a look around when you are in a bar or other place where people gather, and ask yourself what you think of those you can see who are wearing hats........ precisely.

The same is true of people who wear hats while driving cars........... :sneaky:

Autonomy Apr 7th 2013 4:14 am

Re: I need a hat
 
Surely there is only one option to be considered...

http://images4.fanpop.com/image/phot...03-960-640.png

Blue Cat Apr 7th 2013 6:15 am

Re: I need a hat
 
should have asked me last week, had a milliner staying with me who had a superb collection of hats for men :)

Irishbeekeeper Apr 7th 2013 6:19 am

Re: I need a hat
 
heres an idea

weasel decentral Apr 7th 2013 6:57 am

Re: I need a hat
 
You might be able to rock this bad boy. The ears can be tied up over the head indoors making it a very versatile solution.

And here's John wearing this year's latest in leather dungarees.

http://i.imgur.com/KVJWFFl.jpg

weasel decentral Apr 7th 2013 7:03 am

Re: I need a hat
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 10644294)
should have asked me last week, had a milliner staying with me who had a superb collection of hats for men :)

So now he just needs a time machine and his hat problems will be solved. :thumbup:

jackthehat Apr 7th 2013 7:46 am

Re: I need a hat
 
Take mine! - A Black Fedora, and wear a 'V' Mask!

DesertOcean Apr 7th 2013 8:16 am

Re: I need a hat
 
Not just any fedora but a Venice Fedora!

DesertOcean Apr 7th 2013 8:44 am

Re: I need a hat
 

Originally Posted by Irishbeekeeper (Post 10644300)
heres an idea

Flat Caps are neat and so are the newer Porkpie Hats.

mikewot Apr 7th 2013 9:10 am

Re: I need a hat
 
Slouchy beanie hat, get down witcha homeboys!
https://www.google.ae/search?q=slouc...=1600&bih=1054

jackthehat Apr 7th 2013 9:19 am

Re: I need a hat
 

Originally Posted by Lawrence of Arabia (Post 10644467)
You have only one reasonable solution, which you have dismissed. A baseball cap can be worn pretty much everywhere including indoors.

But it stops middle-aged guys gaining access to UK Pubs and Bars. The 'Admission Consultants' consider it to be 'Intimidatory?' - So I have been told . . .

Meow Apr 7th 2013 10:05 am

Re: I need a hat
 

Originally Posted by Lawrence of Arabia (Post 10644467)
You have only one reasonable solution, which you have dismissed. A baseball cap can be worn pretty much everywhere including indoors.

They may well be, especially by Americans and youths, but they really shouldn't be.


Bahtatboy, surely one of these?

http://i49.tinypic.com/20sshf4.png

mikewot Apr 7th 2013 10:08 am

Re: I need a hat
 

Originally Posted by Meow (Post 10644512)
Bahtatboy, surely one of these?

Are you taking the pith?


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