I need a hat
Apr 11th 2013, 8:19 am
#34
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Re: I need a hat
Traditional etiquette says a load of horse shit at times.
Apr 11th 2013, 12:04 pm
#35
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Re: I need a hat
Smear some thing sticky on your head, honey, glue, (your choice) then stick it in the sand. your head will be covered and therefore no longer offensive plus you won't be wearing a hat so obviously won't look like the aforementioned twat.
You can thank me later when you start to hear those knickers hitting the dance floor upon your grand entrance.
You can thank me later when you start to hear those knickers hitting the dance floor upon your grand entrance.
Apr 11th 2013, 12:08 pm
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Re: I need a hat
Smear some thing sticky on your head, honey, glue, (your choice) then stick it in the sand. your head will be covered and therefore no longer offensive plus you won't be wearing a hat so obviously won't look like the aforementioned twat.
You can thank me later when you start to hear those knickers hitting the dance floor upon your grand entrance.
You can thank me later when you start to hear those knickers hitting the dance floor upon your grand entrance.
Apr 11th 2013, 12:15 pm
#37
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Re: I need a hat
Oh, and you will always be out of place in a trilby if you're not a spy working for MI6 in the 70's. Same for small Stetson unless you're one of those American kiddie beauty pageant train wrecks a la toddlers and tiaras.
Sand-cap all the way Honey.
Sand-cap all the way Honey.
Apr 11th 2013, 10:23 pm
#38
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Re: I need a hat
I can't imagine you in anything other than a fedora- even tho' a fez may be culturally more appropo.....
In my eyes you are BE's Sky Masterton...
In my eyes you are BE's Sky Masterton...
Apr 11th 2013, 10:30 pm
#39
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Re: I need a hat
pork pie, especially as you are in the ME
Apr 11th 2013, 11:09 pm
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Re: I need a hat
[QUOTE=Eva;10654363]I can't imagine you in anything other than a fedora- even tho' a fez may be culturally more appropo.....
In my eyes you are BE's Sky Masterton...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xVlQXvrWC_A [/QUOTE
MY GOD
In my eyes you are BE's Sky Masterton...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xVlQXvrWC_A [/QUOTE
MY GOD
Apr 11th 2013, 11:14 pm
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Re: I need a hat
[QUOTE=Geordie1968;10654433]
Your God what..or why?
I can't imagine you in anything other than a fedora- even tho' a fez may be culturally more appropo.....
In my eyes you are BE's Sky Masterton...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xVlQXvrWC_A [/QUOTE
MY GOD
In my eyes you are BE's Sky Masterton...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xVlQXvrWC_A [/QUOTE
MY GOD
Your God what..or why?
Apr 12th 2013, 12:32 am
#42
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Re: I need a hat
Eva's avatar wears a very nice hat indeed. Probably wouldn't suit you much, though....
As an involunary slaphead, though, I recomend the Austrailian bush hat....
WITHOUT CORKS!!
As an involunary slaphead, though, I recomend the Austrailian bush hat....
WITHOUT CORKS!!
Apr 12th 2013, 2:49 am
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Re: I need a hat
I can't imagine you in anything other than a fedora- even tho' a fez may be culturally more appropo.....
In my eyes you are BE's Sky Masterton...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xVlQXvrWC_A
In my eyes you are BE's Sky Masterton...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xVlQXvrWC_A
Apr 13th 2013, 10:57 am
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Re: I need a hat
I had this one earlier
but now I've changed into this low-key number
Apr 13th 2013, 12:12 pm
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Re: I need a hat
Is that a dildo on the side of the hat?