I need a hat
Apr 6th 2013, 9:11 pm
#1
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I need a hat
For wearing in the evening when I go out, but wearable indoors (in the bar, casino and the like), coz: the bar I'm in right now is cold, it's chilly outside when I walk to the other bar in town, I've got bugger-all hair left and I've got a skin condition that's left my crown looking unsightly. My trilby is out of place here, my small Stetson is too flamboyant, and I'm not going to wear a baseball cap.
Suggestions please
Suggestions please
Apr 7th 2013, 1:54 am
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Re: I need a hat
Flat/rain cap?
Apr 7th 2013, 2:38 am
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Re: I need a hat
Sorry............. you mention that you're going bald, and that you have an unsightly head, but nothing can justify wearing a hat indoors........ take a look around when you are in a bar or other place where people gather, and ask yourself what you think of those you can see who are wearing hats........ precisely.
The same is true of people who wear hats while driving cars...........
The same is true of people who wear hats while driving cars...........
Apr 7th 2013, 4:14 am
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Re: I need a hat
Surely there is only one option to be considered...
Apr 7th 2013, 6:15 am
#5
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Re: I need a hat
should have asked me last week, had a milliner staying with me who had a superb collection of hats for men 
Apr 7th 2013, 6:57 am
#7
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Re: I need a hat
You might be able to rock this bad boy. The ears can be tied up over the head indoors making it a very versatile solution.
And here's John wearing this year's latest in leather dungarees.
And here's John wearing this year's latest in leather dungarees.
Last edited by weasel decentral; Apr 7th 2013 at 7:02 am.
Apr 7th 2013, 7:46 am
#9
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Re: I need a hat
Take mine! - A Black Fedora, and wear a 'V' Mask!
Apr 7th 2013, 8:16 am
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Re: I need a hat
Not just any fedora but a Venice Fedora!
Apr 7th 2013, 9:10 am
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Re: I need a hat
Slouchy beanie hat, get down witcha homeboys!
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https://www.google.ae/search?q=slouc...=1600&bih=1054
Apr 7th 2013, 9:19 am
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Re: I need a hat
But it stops middle-aged guys gaining access to UK Pubs and Bars. The 'Admission Consultants' consider it to be 'Intimidatory?' - So I have been told . . .
Apr 7th 2013, 10:05 am
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Re: I need a hat
Bahtatboy, surely one of these?
Apr 7th 2013, 10:08 am
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