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I was asked to run in a 10km run the other day

Old Aug 22nd 2007, 8:57 pm
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Default I was asked to run in a 10km run the other day

I said NO CHANCE.

They said Go on, it's for disabled people and blind kids.

Right, I said. I'll do it. I could ****ing win!
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Old Aug 23rd 2007, 5:42 am
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what by the blind people??
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Old Aug 23rd 2007, 6:41 am
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Default Re: I was asked to run in a 10km run the other day

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what by the blind people??
Er.....yeah.

I would have used roller skates.

The things you post when you're bored with only a mini-bar for company...
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Er...... Cat, my love - are you OK today? You're missing a few jokes.... Jimmy's joke about the blind and disabled people, my sarcastic reference to Naveed's International City costs (admittedly mine wasn't very funny, but Jimmy's was).

Take a dep breath and start again........
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Er...... Cat, my love - are you OK today? You're missing a few jokes.... Jimmy's joke about the blind and disabled people, my sarcastic reference to Naveed's International City costs (admittedly mine wasn't very funny, but Jimmy's was).

Take a dep breath and start again........
She doesn't appear to be in the best of moods, does she? That said, she has a point. She has seen me, and knows that I would never be asked to run any distance.
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Old Aug 23rd 2007, 8:49 am
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She doesn't appear to be in the best of moods, does she? That said, she has a point. She has seen me, and knows that I would never be asked to run any distance.
you looked pretty fit to me...
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you looked pretty fit to me...
how *U* doin?
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how *U* doin?
is this a trick question...
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is this a trick question...
sorry it's my joey humour...
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sorry it's my joey humour...
oh
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Default Re: I was asked to run in a 10km run the other day

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you looked pretty fit to me...
Yes. Fit to drop.
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Default Re: I was asked to run in a 10km run the other day

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Yes. Fit to drop.
Is that why you left early...
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Default Re: I was asked to run in a 10km run the other day

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Yes. Fit to drop.
that's not what I had in mind...
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that's not what I had in mind...
My tongue is in good shape. That's about the only bit that is. Apart from the other appendage, of course. But let's not talk about willies, we'll be inundated with perverts galore.
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Talking of willies, Jimmy - when did you last see yours?
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