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littlejimmy Aug 22nd 2007 8:57 pm

I was asked to run in a 10km run the other day
 
I said NO CHANCE.

They said Go on, it's for disabled people and blind kids.

Right, I said. I'll do it. I could ****ing win!

Blue Cat Aug 23rd 2007 5:42 am

Re: I was asked to run in a 10km run the other day
 
what by the blind people??

littlejimmy Aug 23rd 2007 6:41 am

Re: I was asked to run in a 10km run the other day
 

Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 5224323)
what by the blind people??

Er.....yeah.

I would have used roller skates.

The things you post when you're bored with only a mini-bar for company...

The Dean Aug 23rd 2007 6:45 am

Re: I was asked to run in a 10km run the other day
 
Er...... Cat, my love - are you OK today? You're missing a few jokes.... Jimmy's joke about the blind and disabled people, my sarcastic reference to Naveed's International City costs (admittedly mine wasn't very funny, but Jimmy's was).

Take a dep breath and start again........:D:D:D

littlejimmy Aug 23rd 2007 6:56 am

Re: I was asked to run in a 10km run the other day
 

Originally Posted by The Dean (Post 5224524)
Er...... Cat, my love - are you OK today? You're missing a few jokes.... Jimmy's joke about the blind and disabled people, my sarcastic reference to Naveed's International City costs (admittedly mine wasn't very funny, but Jimmy's was).

Take a dep breath and start again........:D:D:D

She doesn't appear to be in the best of moods, does she? That said, she has a point. She has seen me, and knows that I would never be asked to run any distance.

MataHari Aug 23rd 2007 8:49 am

Re: I was asked to run in a 10km run the other day
 

Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 5224550)
She doesn't appear to be in the best of moods, does she? That said, she has a point. She has seen me, and knows that I would never be asked to run any distance.

you looked pretty fit to me...

Cham128 Aug 23rd 2007 8:57 am

Re: I was asked to run in a 10km run the other day
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5224885)
you looked pretty fit to me...

how *U* doin? :rofl:

MataHari Aug 23rd 2007 8:57 am

Re: I was asked to run in a 10km run the other day
 

Originally Posted by Cham128 (Post 5224919)
how *U* doin? :rofl:

is this a trick question...

Cham128 Aug 23rd 2007 9:16 am

Re: I was asked to run in a 10km run the other day
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5224922)
is this a trick question...

sorry it's my joey humour... :o

MataHari Aug 23rd 2007 9:18 am

Re: I was asked to run in a 10km run the other day
 

Originally Posted by Cham128 (Post 5224988)
sorry it's my joey humour... :o

oh

littlejimmy Aug 23rd 2007 9:51 am

Re: I was asked to run in a 10km run the other day
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5224885)
you looked pretty fit to me...

Yes. Fit to drop.

beebee Aug 23rd 2007 10:21 am

Re: I was asked to run in a 10km run the other day
 

Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 5225095)
Yes. Fit to drop.

Is that why you left early... :)

MataHari Aug 23rd 2007 11:07 am

Re: I was asked to run in a 10km run the other day
 

Originally Posted by littlejimmy (Post 5225095)
Yes. Fit to drop.

that's not what I had in mind...

littlejimmy Aug 23rd 2007 12:56 pm

Re: I was asked to run in a 10km run the other day
 

Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5225356)
that's not what I had in mind...

My tongue is in good shape. That's about the only bit that is. Apart from the other appendage, of course. But let's not talk about willies, we'll be inundated with perverts galore.

The Dean Aug 23rd 2007 1:31 pm

Re: I was asked to run in a 10km run the other day
 
Talking of willies, Jimmy - when did you last see yours?:D


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