Blue Cat

I am back horse racing was cancelled

MataHari

why?

Blue Cat

the track was water logged

Nic1

still bright and sunny here - but bloody cold. The compound security are wrapped up in their camel blankets and have their ear muffs on - totally useless if we get attacked, as a) they won't hear them coming and b) they'll trip over their blankets chasing after them . . .

N

Blue Cat

still.unsure

have you seen the size of some of the guards that they've got? reckon half of them need their wives to put their boots on for them they're so overweight...

Nic1

. . and I love it in the summer when they wear their flip-flps We cant decide if they are regulation issue or not . . .

We have a theory re state of alertness/security threat level here based on the security guards:

flip-flops on, cup of tea in hand, semi-automatic propped up in the corner - all is well, no problems
desert boots on, gun in hand - it's looking a bit iffy
desert boots on, gun in hand, kevlar jacket on - stay on the compound
desert boots on, gun in hand, kevlar jacket and hard hat on, not a cup of tea in sight - big boss is about to do an inespection . . .

Don't you just love 'em ?

N

Jeeper

In your avatar....is the sting-ray chasing that cat or is the cat chasing the sting-ray?

Blue Cat

the cat is chasing it's tale and it's drunk! my husband has man flu

Jeeper

It's tale? or tail.... (annoying aren't I)....and I don't think you saw the sting-ray I referred to.

man flu? That is serious! Why are you on here? He needs looking after!