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I am soooooooooo bored . . .

Old Jan 16th 2009, 6:43 am
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that I am watching American Idol for the THIRD time - Simon is cute, but not that cute. Anyone know any good jokes ?N
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Old Jan 16th 2009, 6:45 am
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Hey Nic1, is it also raining back there?
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Old Jan 16th 2009, 6:49 am
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Nope, it's clear and sunny, still pretty cold tho. Altho there is the odd idiot by the pool in their skimpies . . . How's it with you ?

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Default Re: I am soooooooooo bored . . .

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Nope, it's clear and sunny, still pretty cold tho. Altho there is the odd idiot by the pool in their skimpies . . . How's it with you ?

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Just doing some rummaging around the workplace. Dubai marathon pushed through this morning despite early morning showers. Looking forward to relax tonight after work...

Good thing you have something to watch that keeps you entertained
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Nope, it's clear and sunny, still pretty cold tho. Altho there is the odd idiot by the pool in their skimpies . . . How's it with you ?

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Didn't do the Friday Starbucks run to Olaya then?
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that I am watching American Idol for the THIRD time - Simon is cute, but not that cute. Anyone know any good jokes ?N
Two Arabs are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar...

Two Arabs are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar chatting over a pint of fermented goat’s milk.

One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son, he’s a martyr."

"This is my second son. He is a martyr also."

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab says wistfully,
"They blow up so fast, don’t they?"
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Old Jan 16th 2009, 7:06 am
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Default Re: I am soooooooooo bored . . .

No, DH p*ed off to the golf club . . . So inconsiderate of him . . . . And the new restaurant people do THE worst coffee in the world - I think it is made from the grey water they water the compound with . . . .

Restaurant is totally gutted, holes in walls and ceilings, pretty average food - not good all round really. Wish you were here ?

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just seen the added joke - thank you - have you heard about the arabic window cleaner ? Sheikh ma shammi
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just seen the added joke - thank you - have you heard about the arabic window cleaner ? Sheikh ma shammi
No not yet... post away...
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Old Jan 16th 2009, 7:20 am
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your gonna hate me Nic, I am off to the races!! I am still trying to find out about Riyadh and racing etc, will ask again today
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Default Re: I am soooooooooo bored . . .

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Two Arabs are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar...

Two Arabs are sitting in a Gaza Strip bar chatting over a pint of fermented goat’s milk.

One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing.

"This is my oldest son, he’s a martyr."

"This is my second son. He is a martyr also."

After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab says wistfully,
"They blow up so fast, don’t they?"
Two Arab women in abayas are walking down the street...........

One says to the other:

"Does my bomb look big in this?"
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Old Jan 16th 2009, 7:28 am
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Yes, I do hate you - we've been to the races here but it's not the same as NAS. One good thing is that you can get up close to the horses, and it's not crowded. The date juice is a bit yukky tho.
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Default Re: I am soooooooooo bored . . .

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Yes, I do hate you - we've been to the races here but it's not the same as NAS. One good thing is that you can get up close to the horses, and it's not crowded. The date juice is a bit yukky tho.
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anyway I will see what I can find out
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Two Arab women in abayas are walking down the street...........

One says to the other:

"Does my bomb look big in this?"
"Bum or bomb? Either way, you need to hit the mills girl..."
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Default Re: I am soooooooooo bored . . .

This made me laugh...

Why females should avoid a girl's night out after they are married...as told by one married woman...

Start:

The other night I was invited out for a night with the 'girls.' I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, 'I promise!'

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily. Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. [Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos=MIDNIGHT!]

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape getting a telling off from the hubby.

The next morning my hubby asked me what time I got in, I told him confidently 'MIDNIGHT'... He didn't seem pissed off in the slightest.

Whew, I got away with that one! but, then he said 'We need a new cuckoo clock.'

When I asked him why, he said, 'Well, last night our clock cuckooed 3 times, then said 'Oh f*** !', cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted !

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Old Jan 16th 2009, 9:11 am
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