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Paidtoplease Aug 22nd 2007 8:55 am
How to Weigh Yourself
 
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I can't believe I was doing it wrong all these years.

Madam Medusa Aug 22nd 2007 9:09 am
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by Paidtoplease (Post 5220503)
I can't believe I was doing it wrong all these years.
hahaha, me too...love it!!

MM, xx

MataHari Aug 22nd 2007 9:20 am
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
is there any other way...

Paidtoplease Aug 22nd 2007 9:32 am
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5220584)
is there any other way...
Yea remove the towel...you don't want to distort the reading....

Inselaffen Aug 22nd 2007 9:44 am
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
or you could just not bother with the scales and lie!!! :p

Paidtoplease Aug 22nd 2007 9:50 am
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 5220672)
or you could just not bother with the scales and lie!!! :p

What you Crazy man :eek: A woman would NEVER lie about her weight :D

Cham128 Aug 22nd 2007 10:13 am
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by Paidtoplease (Post 5220692)
What you Crazy man :eek: A woman would NEVER lie about her weight :D
or her age or how many men she's been with... apply the rule of 3 to all of them.

Inselaffen Aug 22nd 2007 10:15 am
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by Cham128 (Post 5220772)
or her age or how many men she's been with... apply the rule of 3 to all of them.
is that the men's rule of 3 or the women's rule of 3!

Cham128 Aug 22nd 2007 11:51 am
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 5220778)
is that the men's rule of 3 or the women's rule of 3!
women's lol... men don't lie

(NB: this does not apply when men exercise their basic right to use the rule of three)

Paidtoplease Aug 22nd 2007 11:55 am
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by Cham128 (Post 5221137)
women's lol... men don't lie

(NB: this does not apply when men exercise their basic right to use the rule of three)

Is there a secret hand shake that goes with the rule of three :confused:

Cham128 Aug 22nd 2007 12:03 pm
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by Paidtoplease (Post 5221154)
Is there a secret hand shake that goes with the rule of three :confused:
if i told you it wouldn't be a secret anymore would it? lol

Paidtoplease Aug 22nd 2007 12:04 pm
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by Cham128 (Post 5221183)
if i told you it wouldn't be a secret anymore would it? lol
Do you by any chance keep mice ???

Blue Cat Aug 22nd 2007 12:08 pm
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by Paidtoplease (Post 5221186)
Do you by any chance keep mice ???
and do they smile?

Cham128 Aug 22nd 2007 12:39 pm
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 5221212)
and do they smile?
:blink: what is it with you two and rodents today? lol

Paidtoplease Aug 22nd 2007 12:39 pm
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by Cham128 (Post 5221342)
:blink: what is it with you two and rodents today? lol

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

MataHari Aug 22nd 2007 12:43 pm
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by Cham128 (Post 5221342)
:blink: what is it with you two and rodents today? lol
it's not just today...

Cham128 Aug 22nd 2007 12:45 pm
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by MataHari (Post 5221364)
it's not just today...
and there i was thinking this was a professional forum lol...

...wow my productivity has been bad today

Paidtoplease Aug 22nd 2007 12:46 pm
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by Cham128 (Post 5221373)
and there i was thinking this was a professional forum lol...

...wow my productivity has been bad today
Not able to Multi Task then ???

MataHari Aug 22nd 2007 12:48 pm
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by Cham128 (Post 5221373)
and there i was thinking this was a professional forum lol...

...wow my productivity has been bad today
whatever gave you that idea...that would be bad marketing

Blue Cat Aug 22nd 2007 12:54 pm
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by Paidtoplease (Post 5221379)
Not able to Multi Task then ???
we have been through this before, men are not able to multi-task!

Paidtoplease Aug 22nd 2007 12:56 pm
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 5221430)
we have been through this before, men are not able to multi-task!
Ahhh again another reason for the ''Rabbit''.....

Cham128 Aug 22nd 2007 1:03 pm
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by Paidtoplease (Post 5221441)
Ahhh again another reason for the ''Rabbit''.....
:rofl::rofl: told you... smart man...

Paidtoplease Aug 22nd 2007 1:04 pm
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by Cham128 (Post 5221466)
:rofl::rofl: told you... smart man...
Still ''GAY'' ....

Inselaffen Aug 22nd 2007 1:13 pm
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by Blue Cat (Post 5221430)
we have been through this before, men are not able to multi-task!
if we could we would shag whilst sleeping, instead of waiting until our duty is done then sleeping :)

MataHari Aug 22nd 2007 1:14 pm
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 5221522)
if we could we would shag whilst sleeping, instead of waiting until our duty is done then sleeping :)
and you've been single for how long...

beebee Aug 22nd 2007 1:33 pm
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 5221522)
if we could we would shag whilst sleeping, instead of waiting until our duty is done then sleeping :)
A bloody Duty!!

MataHari Aug 22nd 2007 1:35 pm
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5221592)
A bloody Duty!!
he's gaggin for it...

Cham128 Aug 22nd 2007 1:52 pm
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5221592)
A bloody Duty!!
you're right he was being too nice! *starts running*

shakh your bootie Aug 22nd 2007 1:53 pm
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5221592)
A bloody Duty!!
surely that depends on the time of the month??? :confused:

Cham128 Aug 22nd 2007 1:58 pm
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 5221701)
surely that depends on the time of the month??? :confused:
:ohmy:

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

beebee Aug 22nd 2007 3:07 pm
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by shakh your bootie (Post 5221701)
surely that depends on the time of the month??? :confused:
Can you explain that one please...

Inselaffen Aug 22nd 2007 3:30 pm
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5222055)
Can you explain that one please...
are you having a blonde moment again Beebs??

beebee Aug 22nd 2007 3:40 pm
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 5222138)
are you having a blonde moment again Beebs??
Am I? No.. don't think so :confused:

Inselaffen Aug 22nd 2007 3:54 pm
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by beebee (Post 5222182)
Am I? No.. don't think so :confused:
Im not so sure :rofl:

Cham128 Aug 22nd 2007 4:03 pm
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by Inselaffen (Post 5222241)
Im not so sure :rofl:
I dunno what's funnier the original comment or beebee's!

beebee Aug 22nd 2007 4:28 pm
Re: How to Weigh Yourself
 
Originally Posted by Cham128 (Post 5222280)
I dunno what's funnier the original comment or beebee's!
Look .. I know what I meant


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