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How much is a poop worth? Well..come right in..let me show you.

Old Jul 23rd 2012, 5:07 pm
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Default How much is a poop worth? Well..come right in..let me show you.

http://www.poopcalc.com/default.aspx

Exactly what the title says..value your poop time. My poop time was worth 895 bhd last year, or close to £1500. That's pretty incredible. I know its the greatest slacker point in working life, put put some dollar signs next to it..makes me want to shift my entire pooping schedule to work.
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please tell me what yo were googling to come across that...
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Old Jul 23rd 2012, 6:42 pm
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This is the actual calculator, I found the blog on slacking previously. It makes sense. How to get paid to do nothing, simples.
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Old Jul 23rd 2012, 6:44 pm
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It is biased toward the healthy. Will not let one add several poops a day. What is the diarrhoea afflicted to do?
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It is biased toward the healthy. Will not let one add several poops a day. What is the diarrhoea afflicted to do?
Well, break it down. say 3 poops a week at work for 20 minutes, or if you do 6 poops, just double the time. I am intrigued. Might get me to work out and eat more if I can prove it goes up.
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I am now feeling nauseaus - sick smilie
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Always do 'paid poo's'
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Always do 'paid poo's'
Was taught that as an apprentice..........never poop in your own time if you can get paid for doing it!

Heavens above what a subject, certainly a diverse Forum
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Was taught that as an apprentice..........never poop in your own time if you can get paid for doing it!

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I learned I need to slow down, you know, take a magazine or something. I'm not using nearly enough time. Thanks for the heads up(pun?)
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I learned I need to slow down, you know, take a magazine or something. I'm not using nearly enough time. Thanks for the heads up(pun?)
If you've got an iphone just play about 10 mins of New Star Soccer.
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If you've got an iphone just play about 10 mins of New Star Soccer.
Or I could set the alarm. I have ONE talent, I can sleep sitting up, w/o arm rests.
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Default Re: How much is a poop worth? Well..come right in..let me show you.

Originally Posted by rowell View Post
Was taught that as an apprentice..........never poop in your own time if you can get paid for doing it!

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Yes, some strange ones here, who wish to discuss their Daily Bowel Habits!
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Old Jul 24th 2012, 1:30 pm
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Default Re: How much is a poop worth? Well..come right in..let me show you.

Originally Posted by jackthehat View Post
Yes, some strange ones here, who wish to discuss their Daily Bowel Habits!
Well, it's cedrtainly one of the few things we all have in common together with sex and bladder evacuation. Strange to discuss?
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