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Old Sep 9th 2012, 8:42 am
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A Chinese beauty contest has stirred up a storm for dictating that its college student contestants reveal their nipples are well spaced.
The contest is seeking to find the 'ten most beautiful college students' in Hubei Province, according to Gawker.

The pedantic organisers are looking for nipples no further than 20cm apart.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz25xalUQMo

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Old Sep 9th 2012, 9:22 am
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Originally Posted by Bahtatboy View Post
A Chinese beauty contest has stirred up a storm for dictating that its college student contestants reveal their nipples are well spaced.
The contest is seeking to find the 'ten most beautiful college students' in Hubei Province, according to Gawker.

The pedantic organisers are looking for nipples no further than 20cm apart.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz25xalUQMo

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...d-nipples.html
Male or female beauty contest?
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Old Sep 9th 2012, 9:25 am
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Every beauty pageant has standards. Do they have a swimsuit etc...
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It is a known fact (by me at least) that the average distance between nipples is 9inches - 22.8cm. Google it if you don't believe me.
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It is a known fact (by me at least) that the average distance between nipples is 9inches - 22.8cm. Google it if you don't believe me.
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What part of the nip? The sticky out bit you wobble with your tongue to try and get the mrs excited or the colour bumpy bit around it?
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On men and women?

What part of the nip? The sticky out bit you wobble with your tongue to try and get the mrs excited or the colour bumpy bit around it?
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Originally Posted by Scamp View Post
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What part of the nip? The sticky out bit you wobble with your tongue to try and get the mrs excited or the colour bumpy bit around it?
You're licking the wrong bit lad...

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Back to topic..........

This 20cm jobby (about 8 ins?)........ is that as the crow flies, so to speak (i.e. a straight line from peak to peak), or down one side of the valley and up the other?

[Go on ladies - admit it - you're going to measure yourselves when you get home.....]
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Originally Posted by co durham boy View Post
You're licking the wrong bit lad...

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I was speaking figuratively.

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Originally Posted by The Dean View Post
Back to topic..........

This 20cm jobby (about 8 ins?)........ is that as the crow flies, so to speak (i.e. a straight line from peak to peak), or down one side of the valley and up the other?

[Go on ladies - admit it - you're going to measure yourselves when you get home.....]

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Originally Posted by The Dean View Post
Back to topic..........

This 20cm jobby (about 8 ins?)........ is that as the crow flies, so to speak (i.e. a straight line from peak to peak), or down one side of the valley and up the other?

[Go on ladies - admit it - you're going to measure yourselves when you get home.....]
it's peak to peak. That said -the 9inch thing is really for men (or flat chested Chinese girls) - I'm not sure what the distance between my grannies knees is but I'm guessing it's more than nine inches.
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Originally Posted by Millhouse View Post
it's peak to peak. That said -the 9inch thing is really for men (or flat chested Chinese girls) - I'm not sure what the distance between my grannies knees is but I'm guessing it's more than nine inches.
Your Granny operates on a range. 6-13 inches. Depends how hard I'm going.
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Your Granny operates on a range. 6-13 inches. Depends how hard I'm going.
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I didn't know you were a necrophiliac
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