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how do you know when your ratarsed?

Old Jan 14th 2011, 9:03 pm
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when its taken you 10 mins to write the title ti this thread?

whats you r tale tell sign>
checking your texts the next day or looking at who youve woken up next to?
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Default Re: how do you know when your ratarsed?

Originally Posted by kittycat1 View Post
when its taken you 10 mins to write the title ti this thread?

whats you r tale tell sign>
checking your texts the next day or looking at who youve woken up next to?
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Not sure how you know when. But you can always tell when you have been - waking up with your trousers around your ankles, bruises in inexplicable and unlikely places, the faint smell of sick and some clammy bodies that look like extras from "Night of the Killer Zombies". Ah. La vie est belle.

Tip of the day, KK. Drink'n'post is never a smart plan...
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I start posting in Moving Back To The UK.
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Old Jan 15th 2011, 3:19 am
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I know I'm ratarsed when I wake up next to Kittycat..........
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Default Re: how do you know when your ratarsed?

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I know I'm ratarsed when I wake up next to Kittycat..........
Don't you mean she is ratarsed?
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Oi Dean- that's not very nice
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SYB- good tip- I also think mobile phones should have breathalyzers on them; if you're over the limit no calls or texts allowed! hangs head in shame...
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after i have had 2 pints.
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When my speech goes (after about 3 pints) and I stall talking rubbish (after 3 and a half pints, but sometimes before I have been drinking)

Actually that is when I am going into the drunk phase.

Ratarsed is another few levels above this. It's a long time since I was there.

I don't like to recall the days of being ratarsed as it makes me hang my head in shame.

I guess I no longer have a motive for getting ratarsed, but lots of motives for staying sober. So I don't do it.
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When my speech goes (after about 3 pints) and I start talking rubbish (after 3 and a half pints, but sometimes before I have been drinking)

Actually that is when I am going into the drunk phase.

Ratarsed is another few levels above this. It's a long time since I was there.

I don't like to recall the days of being ratarsed as it makes me hang my head in shame.

I guess I no longer have a motive for getting ratarsed, but lots of motives for staying sober. So I don't do it.
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I guess I no longer have a motive for getting ratarsed, but lots of motives for staying sober. So I don't do it.
same here, not been ratarsed for a long time..too much to do that required sobriety and non-hangover days!!
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Default Re: how do you know when your ratarsed?

Originally Posted by kittycat1 View Post
whats you r tale tell sign>
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when it gets to about 2am usually....
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when it gets to about 2am usually....
Ah. You're an expat scene neophyte. Don't worry. You'll learn...
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Default Re: how do you know when your ratarsed?

If you know you are rat-arsed you're probably not really rat-arsed.

You only know about it past tense...usually after waking up on the roof of your car with your keys up your arse.

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I have about a 3 hour time gap missing from Friday night- been filled in on a bit of it but then decided I didn't want to hear anymore! But, apparently I wasn't rude to anyone which makes a change!
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