kittycat1

when its taken you 10 mins to write the title ti this thread?

whats you r tale tell sign>
checking your texts the next day or looking at who youve woken up next to?
xxx

shakh your bootie

Not sure how you know when. But you can always tell when you have been - waking up with your trousers around your ankles, bruises in inexplicable and unlikely places, the faint smell of sick and some clammy bodies that look like extras from "Night of the Killer Zombies". Ah. La vie est belle.

Tip of the day, KK. Drink'n'post is never a smart plan...

DeadVim

I start posting in Moving Back To The UK.

The Dean

I know I'm ratarsed when I wake up next to Kittycat..........

lionheart

Don't you mean she is ratarsed?

kittycat1

Oi Dean- that's not very nice

kittycat1

SYB- good tip- I also think mobile phones should have breathalyzers on them; if you're over the limit no calls or texts allowed! hangs head in shame...

commander

after i have had 2 pints.

Victor Meldrew

When my speech goes (after about 3 pints) and I stall talking rubbish (after 3 and a half pints, but sometimes before I have been drinking)

Actually that is when I am going into the drunk phase.

Ratarsed is another few levels above this. It's a long time since I was there.

I don't like to recall the days of being ratarsed as it makes me hang my head in shame.

I guess I no longer have a motive for getting ratarsed, but lots of motives for staying sober. So I don't do it.

Victor Meldrew

When my speech goes (after about 3 pints) and I start talking rubbish (after 3 and a half pints, but sometimes before I have been drinking)

Actually that is when I am going into the drunk phase.

Ratarsed is another few levels above this. It's a long time since I was there.

I don't like to recall the days of being ratarsed as it makes me hang my head in shame.

I guess I no longer have a motive for getting ratarsed, but lots of motives for staying sober. So I don't do it.

commander

same here, not been ratarsed for a long time..too much to do that required sobriety and non-hangover days!!

Gheko

when it gets to about 2am usually....

shakh your bootie

Ah. You're an expat scene neophyte. Don't worry. You'll learn...

Norm_uk

If you know you are rat-arsed you're probably not really rat-arsed.

You only know about it past tense...usually after waking up on the roof of your car with your keys up your arse.

N.

kittycat1

I have about a 3 hour time gap missing from Friday night- been filled in on a bit of it but then decided I didn't want to hear anymore! But, apparently I wasn't rude to anyone which makes a change!